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"The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes Children should be like waffles--you should be able to throw the first one away.
-- Mary Alice Messenger I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. "Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) Ballenstedt To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
-- Ghandi "To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.
-- William Shakespeare, Henry IV Ballenstedt
Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does
come, we no longer exist.
-- Epicurus The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing." (John Powell) Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the
unpalatable.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith Ballenstedt "Of all mankind the great poet is the equable man." (Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, 1855) Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier Ballenstedt
Soul meets soul on lovers lips.
-- Percy Bysshe Shelley A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal It was a day like this Marco Polo left for China. What are your plans for today?
--Loesje The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
- George Bernard Shaw A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost Ballenstedt "I feel I have to protect myself against things. So I'm pretty careful to lose most of them." (George Orson Welles) Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness.
-- Madame de Rieux It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
-- Gore Vidal Ballenstedt
An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
-- Robert A. Humphrey The average person thinks he isn't.
- Father Larry Lorenzoni Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
-- Sun Tzu "Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad." (Anonymous) LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician Ballenstedt We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we
were sure, stifling it would be an evil still.
-- John Stuart Mill The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
-- Lou Holtz Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with
the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.
-- Cynthia Heimel Ballenstedt
Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.
-- Gandhi He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
- Sir Winston Churchill "Beauty awakens the soul to act." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best
to become the best you are capable of becoming.
-- John R. Wooden, Practical Modern Basketball "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) Ballenstedt The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
- Samuel Johnson Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken Ballenstedt
To correct a natural indifference I was placed half-way between misery and the sun. Misery kept
me from believing that all was well under the sun, and the sun taught me that history wasn't
everythin I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-- Carol Leifer We love because it's the only true adventure.
-- Nikki Giovanni A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
something everybody believes, except the person who made it.
-- Albert Einstein, attributed Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins Ballenstedt Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.
Sir Arthur Eddington (1882 - 1944) Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer Ballenstedt
Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-
inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least
expect i You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald
spot.
-- Elayne Boosler We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
-- Jilly Cooper Ballenstedt I worship the quicksand he walks in.
- Art Buchwald "All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
-- Anonymous Ballenstedt
"Education is the process of driving a set of prejudices down your throat." (Martin H. Fischer) "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-
Box.
-- Wil Shriner "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) Ballenstedt If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
-- Jane Austen Ballenstedt
Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
- Henry Louis Mencken A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a
minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity.
-- Albert Einstein "No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the
writing will be just as it should be.
-- Mark Twain Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
-- Othal Brand, member of a Texas pesticide review board Ballenstedt "Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking." (H. Jackson Brown (Jr.) It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
- G. B. Burgin In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
next meal would come from.
-- Peter F. Drucker Ballenstedt
"A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) "Beauty without expression is boring." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Only the little people pay taxes.
-- Leona Helmsley, hotel owner and prison inmate, 1989 Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.
-- André Maurois Ballenstedt I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way
around Chinatown.
-- Woody Allen The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
-- Anonymous Ballenstedt
We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
-- Mother Theresa "The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) 'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
-- ee cummings The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
-- B. F. Skinner Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
-- Chinese Proverb Ballenstedt "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
- Lucille S. Harper Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
-- Oscar Wilde, dying words Ballenstedt
