"As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) "No one ever owns his youth or the women he loves." (Pedro Almodóvar, Live Flesh) I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat
people.
-- Ed Bluestone Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
-- Oscar Wilde Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times.
-- Jonson, Ben Travel and Tourism We do not remember days; we remember moments.
-- Anonymous "A thing of beauty is a joy forever." (John Keats) And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau Travel and Tourism
People say "I want peace." If you remove I {ego}, and your want {desire}, you are left with peace.
-- Satya Sai Baba If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it.
-- Marcus Aurelius There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and
flattens the stomachs.
-- Barbara Howar The only thing you will ever be able to say in the so-called 'social' sciences is: "some do, some
don't."
-- Ernest Rutherford Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
-- LaRouchefoucauld Travel and Tourism Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the
source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity,
ign "The man who never made a mistake never made anything." (Derek Longdon, Tongariro Power Development, Turangi, New Zealand) Travel and Tourism
Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you
together, but do so with all your heart.
-- Marcus Aurelius We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from
ourselves.
-- Tom Robbins "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." (Mark Twain) "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
-- Paul Valery Travel and Tourism Skepticism is the chastity of the intellect, and it is shameful to surrender it too soon or to the first
comer: there is nobility in preserving it coolly and proudly through long youth, until at last "Friends are those people who know the words to the song in your heart and sing them back to you when you have forgotten the words." (Anonymous) Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take
what I have to give.
-- Cass Daley Travel and Tourism
A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
-- Vladimir Nabokov Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and
joy and freedom for you, there can be no real peace or joy or freedom for me. To see reality--not
as Give the people not hell, but hope and courage.
-- John Murray Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx Travel and Tourism "Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great." (Fernando Flores) As for courage and will - we cannot measure how much of each lies within us, we can only trust
there will be sufficient to carry through trials which may lie ahead.
-- Andre Norton I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx Travel and Tourism
"Ah! Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong." (Oscar Wilde) Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman When you've spent half your political life dealing with humdrum issues like the environment... it's
exciting to have a real crisis on your hands.
-- Margaret Thatcher, on the Falklands Conflict He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John Travel and Tourism Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
-- William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth Every act of creation is first an act of destruction.
-- Pablo Picasso I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John Travel and Tourism
The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
- Aristotle Onassis Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-- Oscar Wilde "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co blah "Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure." (Thomas Alva Edison) Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
-- Carol Burnett Travel and Tourism "Education is the process of driving a set of prejudices down your throat." (Martin H. Fischer) Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
tomorrow aint as bad as it seems.
-- Billy Joel blah "It is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness and I pronounce it as certain that there was never a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous." (Benjamin Fran Travel and Tourism
"Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) 'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.
-- Alfred, Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam, 1850, line 27, stanza 4 Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
-- Norman R. Augustine There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Steven Wright My father was a minister. I had to make up for the lack of sin.
-- Milwuakee mayor, on why he became a politician Travel and Tourism If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one.
-- Mother Teresa He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen I still live.
-- Daniel Webster, dying words Travel and Tourism
How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it.
-- Alexandre Dumas fils "A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) "I run to see who has the most guts." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi "If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) Travel and Tourism Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay.
-- Bill Stern "I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") Man and wife make one fool. Travel and Tourism
"Don't let your ego get too close to your position, so that if your position gets shot down, your ego doesn't go with it." (Colin Powell) "The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul." (Isadora Duncan) "Genius without education is like silver in the mine." (Benjamin Franklin) "College: two hundred people reading same book. An obvious mistake. Two hundred people can read two hundred books." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
-- Kin Hubbard Travel and Tourism "In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown He who laughs, lasts.
-- Mary Pettibone Poole Travel and Tourism
I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
-- Bill Hoest You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
-- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary
to mention all members as honorable; as, ``the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.'
-- Bierce, A "The perception of beauty is a moral test." (Henry David Thoreau) Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.
-- Alphonse Allais Travel and Tourism Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy.
-- Abraham Lincoln The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal consistency of the women who
love me.
-- George Bernard Shaw Travel and Tourism
The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute
for life.
-- Andrew Brown "I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real senten "Friends are those people who know the words to the song in your heart and sing them back to you when you have forgotten the words." (Anonymous) When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't
have done.
-- Malcolm Forbes "There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) Travel and Tourism Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
-- Mark Twain A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.
-- Ed Howe Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more
experiments you make the better. What if they are a little course, and you may get your coat
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