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If we don't change the direction we are going,
We are likely to end up where we are heading.
-- Chinese saying Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
-- Anthony Burgess It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi Health food makes me sick.
-- Calvin Trillin Business and Economy "A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops." (Henry B. Adams) "I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) Business and Economy
An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
-- Sacha Guitry People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
-- Walter Savage Landor Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
-- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
-- James Graham Business and Economy When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West When we treat man as he is, we make him worse than he is; when we treat him as if he already
were what he potentially could be, we make him what he should be.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Business and Economy
Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
- Vince Lombardi "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) All that is gold does not glitter. Not all those who wander are lost;
-- J.R.R. Tolkein Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx Business and Economy A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
-- John Ciardi I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being
gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle.
-- Molly Ivins The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
-- Honore de Balzac Business and Economy
Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
-- Richard Rosen I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
-- Nathan Hale Why don't you write books people can read?
-- Nora Joyce, to her husband James "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
-- Anonymous Business and Economy America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to
degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization.
-- George Clemenceau Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce To love another person is to see the face of God.
-- Lyric from Les Miserables Business and Economy
"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me
is another matter.
- Sir Winston Churchill "The depth and strength of a human character are defined by its moral reserves. People reveal themselves completely only when they are thrown out of the customary conditions of their life, for only th "No man is clever enough to know all the evil he does." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) "Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and just be my friend." (Albert Camus) Business and Economy A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
-- Sidney Goff Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
-- Ernie Kovacs "The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore." (Samuel Butler) Business and Economy
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963) Men. You can't live with them. You don't have to.
-- Seen on a t-shirt "The masses are far more likely to believe a big lie than several small ones." (Adolf Hitler) Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
-- Mark Twain When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway Business and Economy "I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
-- Jilly Cooper Business and Economy
If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like
a black mistake.
-- D. H. Lawrence "Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility.
-- Dietrich Bonhoeffer Business and Economy Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the
unpalatable.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. Business and Economy
If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer Ambition is not a vice of little people.
-- Michel de Montaigne I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a
woman.
-- Virginia Woolf "Learn from the mistakes of others--you can never live long enough to make them all yourself." (John Luther) The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
-- Mother Teresa Business and Economy My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it. While we are postponing, life speeds by.
- Seneca (3BC - 65AD) Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
- Ross MacDonald Business and Economy
"If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
- Lao-Tzu "A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Business and Economy "I don't think it's the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed." (Marlon Brando) Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
coachin Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-- Groucho Marx Business and Economy
It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
-- George Santayana Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx "There are no uninteresting things, only uninteresting people." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) "Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent--that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman, and loves only a warrior." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Business and Economy Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved.
-- Rose Kennedy, (1890-1995) family matriarch, on her 100th birthday, 1991 Business and Economy
Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-- Oscar Wilde Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
-- Samuel Butler Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be
done, whether you like it or not. Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you
a hundre Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-- Victor Hugo Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker Business and Economy "One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
-- John-Paul Sartre Business and Economy
