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"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear." (Ambrose Redmoon) Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it.
-- Tom Robbins The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
-- Brian Pickrell A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take
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-- Mark Twain I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but
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- Bill Hirst There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From it springs the purest courtesy in the
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blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) "I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming or tedious.
-- Oscar Wilde You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
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-- Dorothy Parker Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
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Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
- George Burns "If you assume that there's no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, there are opportunities to change things, there's a chance for you t If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get.
-- John Watson, University of Canterbury If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
-- George Bernard Shaw I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
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-- David Bissonette Heritage Accommodations Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
-- Londo Molari By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
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"In literary criticism the critic has no choice but to make over the victim of his attention into something the size and shape of himself." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
- Honore de Balzac Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.
-- Thomas Szasz We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
-- Mother Theresa Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
-- Lily Tomlin Heritage Accommodations Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. The first duty of love is to listen.
-- Paul Tillich Heritage Accommodations
Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own
language and forthwith it is something entirely different.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe I am going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time Eternity." (Jerzy Kosinski, Polish novelist, from his suicide note) "O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and
remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't
work and the "I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) Heritage Accommodations I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Sir Winston Churchill "The act of policing is, in order to punish less often, to punish more severely." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Heritage Accommodations
When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are
legislators.
-- P. J. O'Rourke "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Facts are the enemy of truth.
- Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
- Emile Zola "You make 'em, I amuse 'em." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, on children) Heritage Accommodations It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed.
They were seated at their desks with their heads in a nodding position.
-- John Hogan, Commonwealth Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) Heritage Accommodations
The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains.The superior teacher demonstrates. The
great teacher inspires.
-- William Arthur Ward "The sickness of our times for me has been just this damn thing that everything has been getting smaller and smaller and less and less important, that the romantic spirit has dried up, that there is n It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Heritage Accommodations "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) What do you take me for, an idiot?
- General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) Heritage Accommodations
"When once you have tasted flight you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward: for there you have been and there you will always be." (Henry Van Dyke) In the end, everything is a gag.
- Charlie Chaplin You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or
play.
-- WARREN BEATTY "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) Heritage Accommodations Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
- Jean-Paul Sartre "Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at." (John Berger) Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
-- Mark Twain Heritage Accommodations
I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the
calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
-- Mark Twain The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.
-- Elting E. Morison Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
- Von Clausewitz The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous Heritage Accommodations The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James "Character is determined more by the lack of certain experiences than by those one has had." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Everything that can be invented has been invented.
- Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899 Heritage Accommodations
"We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." (Jeff Marder) "I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education." (Wilson Mizner) We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person
perfectly.
-- Anonymous Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
-- Samuel Butler I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words Heritage Accommodations If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
- Sir Winston Churchill I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
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