Interactive Map of Gibraltar - Detailed street map of Gibraltar. Tourist information and photos as well as 3D VRML model.
Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones.
-- Phillip Brooks Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
-- Yogi Berra I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I
believed in liberals...
-- G. K. Chesterton Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason Gibraltar "All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." (Edger Allen Poe) Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
-- Indian proverb Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it,
there will be a fish.
-- Ovid Gibraltar
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-- Oscar Wilde Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-- Oscar Wilde "In literary criticism the critic has no choice but to make over the victim of his attention into something the size and shape of himself." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does
not stop until you get into the office.
-- Robert Frost "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) Gibraltar "The monster a child knows best and is most concerned with [is] the monster he feels or fears himself to be. " (Bruno Bettelheim, child psychologist) Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
-- Michael Leunig No other success can compensate for failure in the home.
-- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he
LDS Church, April, 1964 Gibraltar
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist---
-- John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864 "College professors are the people who can't hack it in the real world." (William Thomas) You can always amend a big plan, but you can never expand a little one. I don't believe in little
plans. I believe in plans big enough to meet a situation which we can't possibly foresee now.
-- Ha What is the answer? In that case, what is the question?
-- Gertrude Stein, dying words Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
-- H. L. Mencken Gibraltar I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all
the time. That would be hypocrisy.
-- Oscar Wilde The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the
false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.
-- Salvador Dali I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White Gibraltar
"I never learned from a man who agreed with me." (Robert A. Heinlein) "Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but
as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
-- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Gibraltar The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
-- General George Patton He who kisses the joy is it flies lives in eternity's sunrise
-- William Blake I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin Gibraltar
"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.
-- Lord Byron "The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 Gibraltar "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
-- Mark Twain Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
-- Anaïs Nin Gibraltar
Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five
isn't bad.
-- Help Wanted Ad, PA newspaper, 1994 A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing
nothing.
-- George Benard Shaw Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek Gibraltar Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin...
-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce Gibraltar
"What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the
second, "For my best friend."
-- Anonymous Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that
cannot be taken from you.
-- Oscar Wilde It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
-- Mae West "Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conquerer. Kill everyone, and you are a god." (Jean Rostand) Gibraltar Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
-- Albert Einstein Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can
never tell.
-- Joan Crawford Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein Gibraltar
The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
-- Mother Teresa "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Men. You can't live with them. You don't have to.
-- Seen on a t-shirt "Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday Gibraltar Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.
-- William Yeats Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain
as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't
remember what The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
- Mark Twain Gibraltar
I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
-- Will Rogers A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
- Paul Erdos If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war.
-- Pentagon official, on why US military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) "Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck." (George Sanders, suicide note) Gibraltar Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
-- George Orwell No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
-- Channing Pollack We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx Gibraltar
"Have confidence that if you have done a little thing well, you can do a bigger thing well, too." (David Malcolm Storey) When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
-- Finley Peter Dunne The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and
remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't
work and the "What is the difference between exploring and being lost?" (Dan Eldon, photojournalist) Gibraltar "The first question I ask myself when something doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason." (John Cage) I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife. Gibraltar
Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
Rabbi Julius Gordon "We have to be able to criticise what we love, to say what we have to say 'cause if your not trying to make something better, than as far as I can tell, you are just in the way." (Ani Difranco) To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation.
-- Latin Proverb Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper.
-- Unknown history student Gibraltar Grow old with me! The best is yet to be!
-- Robert Browning Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K. Dick "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Gibraltar
