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-- Lyster The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.
-- Ambrose Bierce Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to
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-- Oscar Wilde Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth
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-- G. M. Trevelyan Computers and Internet Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
-- Red Buttons "So little done, so much to do." (Cecil Rhodes) Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute. Computers and Internet
Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
- Henry Louis Mencken As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy.
-- Abraham Lincoln When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright Grow old with me! The best is yet to be!
-- Robert Browning To love another person is to help them love God.
-- Søren Kierkegaard Computers and Internet Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible.
-- Mao Tse-tung Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
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-- Henry James Computers and Internet
"I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough." (M. C. Escher) Drink to me.
-- Pablo Picasso, dying words The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
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satisfying my curiosity.
--Malcolm X Computers and Internet Grove giveth and Gates taketh away.
- Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep
up with software demands The sun never sets on the British empire because Britain is in the east and the sun sets in the
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-- Unknown history student What we anticipate seldom occurs: but what we least expect generally happens.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Computers and Internet
"The devil's agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles) It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
- G. B. Burgin Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
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-- Abraham Lincoln "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Computers and Internet There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
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-- Guy Almes It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
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-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President Computers and Internet
The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort "Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) He who laughs, lasts.
-- Mary Pettibone Poole Computers and Internet Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute
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All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
-- Anonymous This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold
of a hammer.
-- Will Rogers A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence
University education.
-- George Bernard Shaw The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
- Henry Kissinger A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb Computers and Internet Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
-- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
-- Jerry Garcia Computers and Internet
In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did.
-- Henry James "I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me." (George Bernard Shaw) "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-- Oscar Wilde Computers and Internet Be willing to make decisions. That's the most important quality in a good leader. Don't fall victim
to what I call the 'ready-aim-aim-aim-aim syndrome.' You must be willing to fire.
-- Gen. George "That's the true sign. If the lover has not yet achieved his prize, his eyes will follow the woman, while she appears indifferent. But once he's gained his goal, it's the woman's eyes that follow him, Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
-- Hector Louis Berlioz Computers and Internet
A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There
are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's
reall "Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear." (G. Gordon Liddy) Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
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there will be a fish.
-- Ovid A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
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- Socrates Computers and Internet
Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. "Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
-- Don Stanford "The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" (Lewi Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future
generations Computers and Internet Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.
-- Samuel Paterson Soul meets soul on lovers lips.
-- Percy Bysshe Shelley Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Computers and Internet
Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
-- Vernon Law Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in
accordance with the dictates of reason.
-- Oscar Wilde "You can get help from teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone in a room." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, On becoming a writer, NY Times 21 You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's
arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
-- Jonathan Carroll, Outside Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it?
-- James Thurber Computers and Internet Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another.
-- H. L. Mencken All television is children's television.
-- Richard P. Adler "A man is only as faithful as his opportunity." (Chris Rock) Computers and Internet
The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when
we created them.
- Albert Einstein A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
-- Navaho saying If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man
will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
-- Henry Ford Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
-- Kenneth H. Olson, President of DEC, Convention of the World Future Society, 1977 Computers and Internet A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) Computers and Internet
