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Baker Tilly Gibraltar - Independent firm of chartered accountants, tax and business advisors. Site includes information about the company and the services they offer.
Blunt & Co. - Chartered Accountants, also offering offshore services and tax advice, business planning, residency advice.
Cruz & Co - Offshore services.
Deloitte & Touche Gibraltar - Professional financial services.
Drummonds - Chartered accountants. Expertise in financial management and accounting of offshore companies, Trusts, insurance, and taxation. Registered auditors in the UK and Gibraltar.
ECS International - Personal and corporate tax planning, advisors on corporate services.
BDO Fidecs - Chartered Accountants. International tax planning, offshore trusts, companies or the special tax breaks Gibraltar offers.
Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing. -- Wernher Von Braun Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art. -- Tom Stoppard If we don't change the direction we are going, We are likely to end up where we are heading. -- Chinese saying Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies. -- Groucho Marx Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a madhouse. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Accountants Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough. -- Karl Marx, dying words to his housekeeper It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being. -- Benjamin Disraeli All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher. - Ambrose Bierce Accountants Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back. -- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show "It ends not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot, The Hollow Man) You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald spot. -- Elayne Boosler I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. -- August Strindberg Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. -- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. Accountants If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor. -- Eleanor Roosevelt The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. -- Jackie Gleason "Crime like death is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims." (Charles Dickens, 1812-70, Oliver Twist) Accountants Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner. -- Lord Byron Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure. -- Anonymous "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) "I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it." (Ashleigh Brilliant) "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) Accountants "The only way to have friends is to be one." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. - Samuel Palmer If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing. -- Kingsley Amis Accountants I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball. -- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do "The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding." (Albert Camus) It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees. -- Emiliano Zapata The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. - Aristotle Onassis "We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly." (Bill Mahe Accountants Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together. -- Thomas Dekker Man and wife make one fool. "Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) Accountants You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it. - Gilbert Keith Chesterton I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign. -- Mae West The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have to shave twice a day. -- Adlai Stevenson More than kisses, letters mingle souls. -- John Donne UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility. -- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Accountants I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from both sides. -- Margaret Thatcher Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration. -- D. H. Lawrence Accountants We need the iron qualities that go with true manhood. We need the positive virtues of resolution, of courage, of indomitable will, of power to do without shrinking the rough work that must always be There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem. -- George Bernard Shaw I still live. -- Daniel Webster, dying words Where there is an unknowable there is a promise. -- Thornton Wilder I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. Accountants Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest. -- Mark Twain Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they oppose it. -- Sigmund Freud "Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic." (Jean Sibelius) Accountants It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." (Oscar Wilde) "I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. -- Joan Crawford Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage. -- Jean Anouilh Accountants "People expect a certain reaction from a business, and when you pleasantly exceed those expectations, you've somehow passed an important psychological threshold." (Richard Thalheimer, president, The Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure. -- Oliver Herford I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller Accountants When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the 2 will hover, When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life of another. -- Helen Keller blah "Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together." (Vincent van Gogh) "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni My father was a minister. I had to make up for the lack of sin. -- Milwuakee mayor, on why he became a politician Accountants Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for themselves. -- F. Emerson Andrews It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them. -- Pierre Augustin de Beaumarchais Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere. -- Chinese Proverb Accountants The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain. -- Lord Byron "The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul." (Isadora Duncan) We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein) "If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." (Albert Einstein) Accountants We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity. -- Edward H. Land "Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Accountants The limits of my language means the limits of my world. -- Ludwig Wittgenstein "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post. -- George Bernard Shaw The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -- Groucho Marx The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one is. -- Arnold Bennett Accountants A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor "You can get help from teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone in a room." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, On becoming a writer, NY Times 21 Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers. -- T. S. Eliot Accountants Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes. -- Norman Douglas I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I believed in liberals... -- G. K. Chesterton "If I were still a critic, I would loathe knowing the person I was writing about. There's enough of an incestuous relationship between subject and writer." (Manny Farber, American film theorist) I have often regretted my speech, never my silence. -- Anonymous Do or do not. There is no try. -- Yoda, character in the movie The Empire Strikes Back Accountants "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Motivation will almost always beat mere talent. -- Norman R. Augustine The west wasn't won on salad. -- ND Beef Council, billboard advertisement, 1990 Accountants
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