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"Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible.
-- James McNeill Whistler A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
-- Christopher Morley If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?
-- Calvin Trillin "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) Government I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
- Francois-Auguste Rodin (1840-1917), when asked how he managed to make his remarkable
statues "Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates Government
Realism is a corruption of reality.
-- Wallace Stevens "Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and just be my friend." (Albert Camus) A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
-- Gloria Steinem A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats.
-- Anonymous I date this girl for two years--and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name."
-- Mike Binder Government The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.
-- Ambrose Bierce Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.
-- Cindy Crawford, supermodel Government
Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. Cute little babies that fall out of swings - These are a few of my favourite things.
-- Oscar Hammerstein, working lyric for a piece from "The Sound of Music" I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
-- Robert J. Oppenheimer, citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear
explosion How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it.
-- Alexandre Dumas fils An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One
looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our
human Government A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another.
-- Frank J. Dobie, A Texan in England, 1945 Government
"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." (Oscar Wilde) We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost Government He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
-- Dean Acheson Government
No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
-- Anon. "Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
-- Indira Gandhi Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
- Benjamin Franklin The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Government In the end, everything is a gag.
- Charlie Chaplin "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it.
-- Marcus Aurelius Government
"The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband bein' big enough to keep his mouth
shut, to step back and see where his wife is wrong.
-- Archie Bunker, character on "All in the Family, The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane blah "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) Government You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than
the wisest man can answer.
-- Charles Caleb Colton A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The
rest is trust.
-- Nanette Newman, British actress Government
The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain.
-- Lord Byron "In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge blah "Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure." (Thomas Alva Edison) Government If a thing is worth doing at all, it is worth doing badly.
-- Gustav Holst, on amateur music-making Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
- Mark Twain Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Government
"A man who flies from his fear may find he has only taken a shortcut to meet it." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
- Friedrich Nietzsche cannot imagine any condition which would cause this ship to founder. Modern shipbuilding has
gone beyond that.
-- E. I. Smith, Captain of the Titanic "Frank and explicit; that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others." (Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil) It's important to be open-minded, but not SO open-minded that your brains fall out.
-- Rick Radebaugh Government Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard Men have become the tools of their tools.
- Henry David Thoreau ( The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
-- Lou Holtz Government
There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some stroke of the
imagination.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Thomas Jefferson--still surv...
-- John Adams, dying words "Don't let your ego get too close to your position, so that if your position gets shot down, your ego doesn't go with it." (Colin Powell) Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
-- Virginia Woolf "We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly." (Bill Mahe Government Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of trouble.
-- Elbert Hubbard Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle Government
"Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) "One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
-- Oscar Wilde Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
-- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle "All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) Government Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
-- Oscar Wilde, dying words Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
-- Bob Perelman Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton Government
Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
-- Anonymous I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
- Gail Godwin We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.
-- Mme de Staël If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings.
-- Lisa Moriyama Government True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.
-- Henry David Thoreau Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of
fear and prejudices and the acceptance of love back in our hearts. Love is the essential reality
and "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) Government
