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Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
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Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
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Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than
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If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
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