"He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) "All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass.
-- French Proverb With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
-- Abraham Lincoln Artistic "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and
flattens the stomachs.
-- Barbara Howar Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger,
as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is
when you r Artistic
The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth I could prove God statistically.
-- George Gallup Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." "The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none." (Thomas Carlyle, 1795-1881) "If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) Artistic "Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." (Aldous Huxley) I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
-- Barbara Bush, first lady, 1989 May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid. Artistic
Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-- Charles Pierce If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others.
-- Tryon Edwards Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Artistic There's nothing wrong with having nothing to say -- unless you insist on saying it.
-- Anonymous "One of the things about acting is it allows you to live other people's lives without having to pay the price. I've never been one of those actors who has touted myself as a fascinating human being. I No, that is the great fallacy; the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful." (Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms) Artistic
Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only
hope to find in their butlers.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
entitled to a little fun first.
-- Anonymous If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model.
Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush...
-- Dawn French Artistic All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
is accepted as being self-evident.
- Arthur Schopenhauer "I love to doubt as well as know." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished from all other creatures by the
faculty of laughter.
-- Joseph Addison Artistic
A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are
capable of being.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or
play.
-- WARREN BEATTY My Alma mater was books, a good library . . . . I could spend the rest of my life reading, just
satisfying my curiosity.
--Malcolm X Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not
mean his maker, but himself.
-- Dean Inge Artistic You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry Soul meets soul on lovers lips.
-- Percy Bysshe Shelley Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright Artistic
I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
-- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying "The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) "I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost Artistic The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
- Charles de Gaulle When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
-- James Graham Artistic
Genius is 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent inspiration.
-- Thomas Edison It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
cr I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the
marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
-- Bette Davis "Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without
feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex,
the ugl Artistic "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
-- Virginia Woolf Artistic
"Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas." (Anonymous) ...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you
have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.
-- Aldous Huxley "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) "It seems to me that almost all our sadnesses are moments of tension, which we feel as paralysis because we no longer hear our astonished emotions living." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poe Artistic My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. "To make the individual uncomfortable, that is my task." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The nation's honor is dearer than the nation's comfort; yes, than the nation's life itself.
-- Woodrow Wilson Artistic
If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one.
-- Mother Teresa "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) blah "You shall find out how salt is the taste of another man's bread, and how hard is the way up and down another man's stairs." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi Artistic "Ah! Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong." (Oscar Wilde) The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Artistic
"It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pensées, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer "I feel I have to protect myself against things. So I'm pretty careful to lose most of them." (George Orson Welles) I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West Artistic "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream." (Eleanor Roosevelt) blah "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
is ready.
-- Henry David Thoreau Artistic
Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
-- Colin Greene The coziness between church and state is good for the state and bad for the church.
-- G. K. Chesterton Artistic It is not good enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well.
-- Rene Descartes Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
-- Josh Billings It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
-- Oscar Wilde Artistic
