Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton "I heard the old, old, men say 'all that's beautiful drifts away, like the waters.'" (William Butler Yeats) The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
-- Paul Ehrlich I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than
knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
-- Albert Einstein A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
-- Oscar Wilde DJs "The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it.
-- David Starr Jordan Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt DJs
Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution? It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal "If you light a man a fire, he will be warm for a day; if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life." (Anonymous) May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
-- Abraham Lincoln DJs The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem
mild harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's
chara Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
-- Anonymous DJs
"I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) Live out of your imagination, not your history.
-- Stephen Covey There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes
some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny.
-- George A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner DJs You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. "In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for." (Paul Lutus) Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does
not change his mind.
-- Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks DJs
A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.
-Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Aurora Leigh The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
-- Oscar Wilde The west wasn't won on salad.
-- ND Beef Council, billboard advertisement, 1990 I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha DJs "The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.
-- Albert Einstein "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) DJs
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way
around Chinatown.
-- Woody Allen If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.
-- Maya Angelou I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron
scumbags dev "Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat." (Gina Gershon) "One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) DJs Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
-- Albert Einstein If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
-- Bob Edwards To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company.
Andre Gide DJs
People say "I want peace." If you remove I {ego}, and your want {desire}, you are left with peace.
-- Satya Sai Baba "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
-- Beverly Sills DJs The only reward of virtue is virtue.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Biography lends to death a new terror.
-- Oscar Wilde "If I were still a critic, I would loathe knowing the person I was writing about. There's enough of an incestuous relationship between subject and writer." (Manny Farber, American film theorist) DJs
"Once spirit was God, then it became man, and now it is even becoming mob." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds.
-- Buddha What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
-- Woody Allen DJs Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death Marriage is a rest period between romances. Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
-- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant-turned-famous-movie-producer, when told his son was getting
married DJs
Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all.
-- G. K. Chesterton Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
- the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life When you've spent half your political life dealing with humdrum issues like the environment... it's
exciting to have a real crisis on your hands.
-- Margaret Thatcher, on the Falklands Conflict Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx It's no credit to anyone to work to hard.
-- Ed Howe DJs To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
-- Robert L. Stevenson "Life is a great surprise. I don't see why death should not be an even greater one." (Vladimir Nabokov) I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor DJs
"Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
-- Marx Groucho, the film "Animal Crackers" Joy is but the sign that creative emotion is fulfilling its purpose.
-- Charles Du Bos I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
-- David Bissonette All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. DJs MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 "The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore." (Samuel Butler) People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard DJs
"Hold a true friend with both your hands." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear." (Ambrose Redmoon) "It seems to me that almost all our sadnesses are moments of tension, which we feel as paralysis because we no longer hear our astonished emotions living." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poe A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Robert Frost (1874-1963) Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for
him.
-- Rich Little DJs To teach is to learn twice.
-- Joseph Joubert A human being is a part of the whole, called by us Universe, a part limited in time and space. He
experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest--a kind of
optic "Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian." (Dennis Wholey) DJs
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
-- Thomas Jones The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
-- Publilius Syrus A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
-- Edward Abbey "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
-- William Butler Yeats, from "He wishes for the cloths of heaven" DJs "These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,
remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.
-- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal "Pleasant words are a honeycomb, Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." (Bible, Proverbs 16:24) DJs
