I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind instead.
-- Winnie the Pooh The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
- General George Patton Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him! "The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Education The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. --Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy "People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say." (Kurt Vonnegut) The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
- Charles de Gaulle Education
I date this girl for two years--and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name."
-- Mike Binder Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner Education Fanaticism consists of redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim.
-- George Santayana A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
-- Gloria Steinem It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang.
-- Tom Robbins Education
In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.
-- André Maurois Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as
children.
-- Libby Gelman-Waxner Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
-- Edward Chilton Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge Education Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The
average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted
to To love another person is to see the face of God.
-- Lyric from Les Miserables Education
"Eschew the ordinary, disdain the commonplace. If you have a single-minded need for something, let it be the unusual, the esoteric, the bizarre, the unexpected..." (Chuck Jones) The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much.
-- Anonymous Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting someone else to do the work.
-- John G. Pollard Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and
blows up the bonfire.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.
-- Henry David Thoreau Education Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
-- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really
lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it.
-- Herman Melville A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
-- Gloria Steinem Education
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher "The most instructive experiences are those of everyday life." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad." (Anonymous) Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing, and that's all you'll ever find."
-- Robert Flaherty Education "I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter." (Blaise Pascal) Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause
we believe to be just.
-- Abraham Lincoln Education
"Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot possibly admire them.
-- Oscar Wilde LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician "Does wisdom perhaps appear on the earth as a raven which is inspired by the smell of carrion?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than
the wisest man can answer.
-- Charles Caleb Colton Education If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister? Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good Nobody ever died of laughter.
-- Max Beerbohm Education
Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they
can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and
stupid from "Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
- Von Clausewitz Education MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 "Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great." (Fernando Flores) The course of true love never did run smooth.
-- William Shakespeare Education
"Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) "The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it." (Abbie Hoffman) I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin When a man takes an oath, Meg, he's holding his ownself in his own hands. Like water. And if he
opens his fingers then- he needn't hope to find himself again.
-- Robert Bolt from A Man For All Seas A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne Education 'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
-- ee cummings Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol Education
"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
- Francois-Auguste Rodin (1840-1917), when asked how he managed to make his remarkable
statues The covers of this book are too far apart.
-- Ambrose Bierce Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together.
-- Joan Thompson "Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. Smith) Education We have a habit in writing articles published in scientific journals to make the work as finished as
possible, to cover up all the tracks, to not worry about the blind alleys or describe how you had Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement.
-- Cousin Woodman There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
-- Kenneth H. Olson, President of DEC, Convention of the World Future Society, 1977 Education
No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in
love with him first.
-- Cesare Pavese And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife. The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
- Emile Zola If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English.
-- Wilfred Sheed Education Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous.
-- Thornton Wilder Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage,
he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
-- Helen Roland Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde Education
Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
-- Finley Peter Dunne .. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over
myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long
per If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
- Galileo Galilei Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous Education Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
- Sir Winston Churchill Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
-- Peter Ustinov Give the people not hell, but hope and courage.
-- John Murray Education
