I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way
of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope...and that enables you to laugh at all "Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) "Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts." (Serge Gainsbourg) A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
-- Mae West Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. Distribution and Logistics Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
-- Karl Marx, dying words to his housekeeper "Treat a man as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he could be, and he will become what he should be." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
-- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson Distribution and Logistics
"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) "In times of change learners inherit the earth; while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists." (Eric Hoffer) I hate work. That's why I got married.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- George Clemenceau At the bottom no one in life can help anyone else in life; this one experiences over and over in
every conflict and every perplexity: that one is alone. That isn't as bad as it may first appear; and Distribution and Logistics Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
entitled to a little fun first.
-- Anonymous The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain
terrible.
-- Jean Kerr Silence is argument carried out by other means.
-- Ernesto "Che" Guevara Distribution and Logistics
He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous "REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute. The community stagnates without the impulse of the individual. The impulse dies away without
the sympathy of the community.
-- William James Distribution and Logistics Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
-- Mark Twain I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did.
-- Henry James A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Distribution and Logistics
Where there is an unknowable there is a promise.
-- Thornton Wilder "No one ever owns his youth or the women he loves." (Pedro Almodóvar, Live Flesh) And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
-- W.S. Gilbert A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally
stopping before it gets there.
-- Agnes Repplier Distribution and Logistics Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that
cannot be taken from you.
-- Oscar Wilde "It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question." (Eugene Ionesco) I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than
knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
-- Albert Einstein Distribution and Logistics
"I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." (Groucho Marx) Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to
happen to him.
-- John Barrymore - last words Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. I want to die in my sleep like my friend.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his
car.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry Distribution and Logistics Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.
-- William Temple "Gifts must affect the receiver to the point of shock." (Walter Benjamin) A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere Distribution and Logistics
When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.
-- Wilson Mizner Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous.
-- Thornton Wilder "Even death is unreliable. Instead of zero it may be some ghastly hallucination, such as the square root of minus one." (Samuel Beckett) Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are
capable of being.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness." (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais) Distribution and Logistics Study men, not historians.
-- Harry Truman "I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) "Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) Distribution and Logistics
It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
to bet.
-- Damon Runyan Children should be like waffles--you should be able to throw the first one away.
-- Mary Alice Messenger The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
-- Mother Teresa Marry in haste, repent in leisure.
-- Tilney Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
-- F. M. Knowles Distribution and Logistics When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of
the world.
- George Washington Carver Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.
-- Lenny Bruce Distribution and Logistics
When one find's oneself in a hole of one's own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of
the workmanship.
-- John Renmerde Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future
generations Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. "The devil's agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles) Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
- Carl Gustav Jung Distribution and Logistics If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber "Treat a man as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he could be, and he will become what he should be." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Distribution and Logistics
Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived
in this century. I didn't live in this century.
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
-- Yogi Berra "O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) Distribution and Logistics It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
-- Peter De Vries I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W. C. Fields Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
-- Michael Levine, Lessons at the Halfway Point Distribution and Logistics
The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pensées, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley It is not good enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well.
-- Rene Descartes We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes.
-- Elizabeth Ashley Distribution and Logistics Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot possibly admire them.
-- Oscar Wilde The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
- Niels Bohr Distribution and Logistics
If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
-- George S. Patton, Jr. Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.
-- Vince Lombardi The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience.
-- Harper Lee Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in
opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.
-- Sydney Smith Distribution and Logistics If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
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