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-- Jay Leno You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
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-- Josh Billings How could they tell?
-- Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died "Life is measured by the rapidity of change, the succession of influences that modify the being." (George Eliot) Internet
Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.
-- William Temple My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
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-- Lenny Bruce Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent
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-- P. J. O'Rourke "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
-- Mark Twain Internet
The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
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-- William James There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
-- Will Rogers Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing
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-- Amy Bloom "These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,
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-- Groucho Marx Internet Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
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-- Amelia Earhart Internet
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-- Winnie the Pooh Internet
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-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
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-- Oscar Wilde Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
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-- Robert Boynton Internet
We can say 'Peace on Earth,' we can sing about it, preach about it or pray about it, but if we have
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-- Betty Shabazz A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-- Thomas Carruthers "Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical
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-- Albert Einstein America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to
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-- George Clemenceau Internet No, that is the great fallacy; the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful." (Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms) "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." (Groucho Marx) I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never
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-- Abraham Lincoln, in a letter to Internet
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-- Woody Allen Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay.
-- Bill Stern Internet I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
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-- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers Internet
He who hesitates is a damned fool.
- Mae West You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
-- Mark Twain "I love to doubt as well as know." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort Logic is in the eye of the logician.
- Gloria Steinem Internet Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
-- Aristotle I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
-- Douglas Adams Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
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-- Wilfred Sheed Internet "One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
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-- George Bernard Shaw Internet
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how to make us disobedient.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
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-- James Thurber This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
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