At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard
the past.
-- Maurice Maeterlink "All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
conservative.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. "As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) Healthcare "In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat." (Robert Byrne) Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago Healthcare
Tear open packet, unfold and use.
-- Directions on moist towelette package Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce "Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock 'n roll." (Shigeru Miyamoto, game designer for Nintendo) The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, "Is there a meaning to music?" My
answer would be, "Yes." And "Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?" My answer
to that would be "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) Healthcare If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.
-- Maya Angelou Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is.
-- Diane Ackerman "A friendship that exacts oneness of opinion and conduct is not worth much." (Mohandas Gandhi, In Search of the Supreme) Healthcare
I am going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time Eternity." (Jerzy Kosinski, Polish novelist, from his suicide note) Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
-- John F. Kennedy A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can
decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the
purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
-- Anatole France Healthcare If we don't change the direction we are going,
We are likely to end up where we are heading.
-- Chinese saying Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
-- Virginia Woolf Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-- Ernest Hemingway Healthcare
Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as
children.
-- Libby Gelman-Waxner It is the customary fate of new truths to begin as heresies and to end as superstitions.
-- Aldous Huxley Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Healthcare If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti "Self confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings." (Samuel Johnson) The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy Healthcare
Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem
mild harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's
chara My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them. Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way
of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope...and that enables you to laugh at all "Transport of the mails, transport of the human voice, transport of flickering pictures--in this century as in others our highest accomplishments still have the single aim of bringing men together." Healthcare In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.
-- Lenny Bruce Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not
mean his maker, but himself.
-- Dean Inge "We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." (Jeff Marder) Healthcare
It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
-- Jane Austen To take what there "is", and use it, without waiting forever in vain for the preconceived - to dig
deep into the actual and get something out of that - this doubtless is the right way to live.
-- H "I have learned that to be with those I like is enough." (Walt Whitman) "Conforming is only acceptable when you conform with a nonconformist." (John A. Simone Jr.) I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
-- Thomas Edison Healthcare "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
-- Mark Twain "I run to see who has the most guts." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) Healthcare
"When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crowf I'll sleep when I'm dead.
- Warren Zevon Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth
reading.
-- G. M. Trevelyan Healthcare You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you
can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist.
-- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern "Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Healthcare
It is not necessary that whilst I live I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should
live honourably.
-- Kant, Immanuel If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers "No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James Healthcare I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. "Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." (Aldous Huxley) "People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne Healthcare
In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson
articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are
apparently based Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
-- Tom Robbins "It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing." (Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises) My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
-- Christopher Morley Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power; but, character, health,
knowledge and good judgement will always be in demand under all conditions.
-- Roger Babson Healthcare Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of
responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven Wright There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at
heart, you can't take part. And you've got to put your body upon the gears and upon the wheels,
upon the lev Healthcare
I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
-- Benjamin Disraeli Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
-- Igor Stravinsky Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the
second, "For my best friend."
-- Anonymous The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
-- Paul Valery "Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) Healthcare "As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous "It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question." (Eugene Ionesco) Healthcare
My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
-- Abraham Lincoln I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady
in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
-- Dick Martin I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
-- Benjamin Disraeli Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that
cannot be taken from you.
-- Oscar Wilde Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp Healthcare It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.
-- Sydney Smith "When once you have tasted flight you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward: for there you have been and there you will always be." (Henry Van Dyke) Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
- Honore de Balzac Healthcare
