"The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
- Lao-Tzu The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be, (b) that is the one and only
way that the mediocre and vile can be transformed, and (c) doing that makes it that. We waste
time We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
-- H. L. Mencken Business and Economy If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence
University education.
-- George Bernard Shaw Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright Business and Economy
"If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
-- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet Thomas Jefferson--still surv...
-- John Adams, dying words Business and Economy Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud Business and Economy
You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
-- Virginia Woolf If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be
closed for any other business.
-- Abraham Lincoln Men have become the tools of their tools.
-- Henry David Thoreau An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie Business and Economy A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
-- Proverbs 23:7 Business and Economy
We love because it's the only true adventure.
-- Nikki Giovanni The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the
false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.
-- Salvador Dali Study men, not historians.
-- Harry Truman What would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?
-- Robert Schuller "Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." (G. Randolf) Business and Economy We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it.
-- Woodrow Wyatt There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
-- Henry Kissinger Business and Economy
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) A man in the house is worth two in the street.
-- Mae West It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain
as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't
remember what I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady
in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
-- Dick Martin Business and Economy Hey, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!
-- Dr. Strangelove Whoever controls the media--the images--controls the culture.
-- Allen Ginsberg "If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) Business and Economy
There's nothing wrong with having nothing to say -- unless you insist on saying it.
-- Anonymous "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
-- Anonymous Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
-- F. M. Knowles The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
is the equal sharing of miseries.
-- Winston Churchill Business and Economy The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.
-- Cicero What is the answer? In that case, what is the question?
-- Gertrude Stein, dying words "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act but a habit." (Aristotle) Business and Economy
It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are
difficult.
-- Seneca Obedience is the gateway through which knowledge, yes, and love, too, enter the mind of the
child.
-- Anne Sullivan A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted
in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism.
-- Heidi Hartmann, The Unha Experience teaches only the teachable.
-- Aldous Huxley Business and Economy A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than
knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
-- Albert Einstein Business and Economy
As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.
-- Mme de Staël Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) Business and Economy Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There
are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's
reall The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
-- Niels Bohr Business and Economy
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
-- Clarence Darrow If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of
sexual "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it.
-- Virginia Woolf Business and Economy All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
-- T. S. Eliot I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney Business and Economy
A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
-- T. S. Eliot The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, "Is there a meaning to music?" My
answer would be, "Yes." And "Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?" My answer
to that would be Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future
generations I still live.
-- Daniel Webster, dying words Business and Economy There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you
yourself have altered.
-- Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom Not to anticipate is already to moan.
-- Leonardo da Vinci The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be
feasible.
- A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper prop Business and Economy
Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
-- Harry Truman A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.
-- Albert Einstein In the blithe days of honeymoon,
With Kate's allurements smitten,
I lov'd her late, I lov'd her soon,
And call'd her dearest kitten.
But now my kitten's grown a cat,
And cross like other wives.
An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
-- Robert A. Humphrey Business and Economy It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one.
-- Mother Teresa America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a
chair.
-- Arnold Toynbee Business and Economy
