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-- Lily Tomlin That government is best which governs least.
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Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
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Victory belongs to the most persevering.
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Cliches should be avoided like the plague.
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