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Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull "Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent
crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry
inspe A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
-- Christopher Morley Travel Guides When you've spent half your political life dealing with humdrum issues like the environment... it's
exciting to have a real crisis on your hands.
-- Margaret Thatcher, on the Falklands Conflict Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without
feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex,
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A man's reach should exeed his grasp, or else what's a heaven for?
-- Robert Browning "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." (Oscar Wilde) The child is the father of the man.
-- William Wordsworth Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
-- Gail Godwin "To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) Travel Guides I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
-- Thomas Edison Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power; but, character, health,
knowledge and good judgement will always be in demand under all conditions.
-- Roger Babson Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
-- John Heywood Travel Guides
An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness.
-- Margaret Atwood Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) All you need is love.
-- The Beatles, song title Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor.
-- Coleridge, Samuel Taylor Travel Guides We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
-- Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a fight furing a hockey game My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband bein' big enough to keep his mouth
shut, to step back and see where his wife is wrong.
-- Archie Bunker, character on "All in the Family, Travel Guides
"Growth in wisdom can be measured precisely by decline in bile." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Human, All Too Human) Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork
picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.
-- Tom Stoppard There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson "In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Travel Guides Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin...
-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you produce
intelligence.
-- Philo Vance Travel Guides
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
had any experience with them.
-- H. L. Mencken Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi Guide to understanding a net.addict's day:
Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet.
Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet.
Bad day: barely squeezed in three ho I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive?
-- Jim Scheibel, mayor, St. Paul MN Travel Guides "Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." (Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance) Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly." (Bill Mahe Travel Guides
In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde Celestial navigation is based on the premise that the Earth is the center of the universe. The
premise is wrong, but the navigation works. An incorrect model can be a useful tool.
-- Kelvin Throop I Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle Travel Guides Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
-- Finley Peter Dunne Travel Guides
"If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the
gentleman.
-- Herbert Spencer It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
cr It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.
-- Sydney Smith Travel Guides Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
- Elbert Hubbard "The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) I don't know exactly what democracy is. But we need more of it.
-- Anonymous Chinese Student, during protests in Tianamen Square, Beijing, 1989 Travel Guides
If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet "Learn from the mistakes of others--you can never live long enough to make them all yourself." (John Luther) If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
-- Anonymous "A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." (Bert Leston Taylor) Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
-- Semisonic, Closing Time Travel Guides Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
- Henry Ford To love another person is to help them love God.
-- Søren Kierkegaard A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana Travel Guides
Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
-- Norman R. Augustine I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all
over it and put your name at the top.
-- English Professor, Ohio University Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
- Martin Fraquhar Tupper "People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say." (Kurt Vonnegut) "Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time." (E. B. White) Travel Guides "Plato was a bore." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off
his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.
-- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O A man's reach should exeed his grasp, or else what's a heaven for?
-- Robert Browning Travel Guides
The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband bein' big enough to keep his mouth
shut, to step back and see where his wife is wrong.
-- Archie Bunker, character on "All in the Family, An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy
contests, but they keep the crowd's attention.
-- Anonymous The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow
extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment.
-- Robert Hutchins, Great Books, 1954 "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act but a habit." (Aristotle) This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold
of a hammer.
-- Will Rogers Travel Guides "If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson "One of the great dangers in having a career is getting bored." (Itzhak Perlman) Travel Guides
Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams .. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over
myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long
per Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
-- M. Hirschfield A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
- Paul Erdos "Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas." (Anonymous) Travel Guides The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps
the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity.
-- Helen Hayes "Self-confidence is the first requisite for achieving great things." (Samuel Johnson) Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft...and the only one that can be mass
produced with unskilled labor.
-- Wernher von Braun Travel Guides
