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-- John Wesley Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.
-- Bernard Baruch "Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
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-- David Bissonette Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five
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-- Jeanne Moreau There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
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-- William Temple Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
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-- Albert Einstein There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
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Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved.
-- D.H. Lawrence You have it easily in your power to increase the sum total of this world's happiness now. How? By
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-- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the
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-- John F. Kennedy In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore:
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If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken Trust, but verify.
-- Ronald Reagan To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.
-- Arthur Schopenhauer Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
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-- Elsa Schiapirelli If we don't change the direction we are going,
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-- Chinese saying The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. "If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." (Albert Einstein) An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy
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-- Francis Bacon Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
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-- Samuel Johnson The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- George Clemenceau Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without
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-- Isadora Duncan True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is
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-- Friedrich Nietzsch Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does
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Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
- George Burns A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
-- Mae West The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline
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The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same
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-- F. Scott Fitzgerald A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
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-- Oscar W When Michelangelo finished the painting of the Sistine Chapel's ceiling, he spent the rest of his
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-- Francois Cavanna "Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Travel Services
