If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
-- Beaumont, Francis "The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Frank Zappa blah bl "Less is more." (Robert Browning) Aegina Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
-- Oscar Wilde, dying words "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire Aegina
What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crowf I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that
M&Ms really do melt in your hand...
-- Peter Oakley "Have confidence that if you have done a little thing well, you can do a bigger thing well, too." (David Malcolm Storey) Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
-- James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) Aegina Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a
holding pattern over Philadelphia.
-- Judith Viorst "The reward of a thing well done is having done it." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) To achieve the impossible, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.
-- Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume Aegina
A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
-- Christopher Morley There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K. Dick Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. Aegina Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
-- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure "Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
-- Finley Peter Dunne Aegina
"Eschew the ordinary, disdain the commonplace. If you have a single-minded need for something, let it be the unusual, the esoteric, the bizarre, the unexpected..." (Chuck Jones) Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins.
-- Sioux Indian Prayer "Gifts must affect the receiver to the point of shock." (Walter Benjamin) In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.
-- André Maurois "If you want to make enemies, try to change something." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) Aegina Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
-- Seen on a t-shirt Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to
benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.
-- Ralph Mars Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder Aegina
A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
-- Martin H. Fischer The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
-- Niels Bohr At the bottom no one in life can help anyone else in life; this one experiences over and over in
every conflict and every perplexity: that one is alone. That isn't as bad as it may first appear; and Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
-- Virginia Woolf "And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to Aegina The first duty of love is to listen.
-- Paul Tillich "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) Like a prune, you are not getting any better looking, but you are getting sweeter.
-- N. D. Stice Aegina
He who awaits much can expect little.
-- Gabriel Garcia Marquez Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
cross-dressed as science.
-- Linda Bowles, political columnist Man and wife make one fool. Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if
I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now
comple Aegina I know I'm not in government anymore. In fact I'm out of work.
-- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President, on a speaking tour of Japan, 1989 I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude. we are for the most part
more lonely when we go abroad among men than when we stay in our chambers.
-- Thoreau I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal Aegina
Ninety percent of everything is crap.
-- Theodore Sturgeon A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
-- Kin Hubbard Assassins!
-- Arturo Toscanini, to his orchestra To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
-- Robert L. Stevenson "Whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch the rat, it is a good cat." (Deng Xiao Ping) Aegina Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking
everything praiseworthy in human life.
-- Joseph Addison "It seems to me that there are two kinds of trickery: the 'fronts' people assume before one another's eyes, and the 'front' a writer puts on the face of reality." (Francois Sagan) I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
- Galileo Galilei Aegina
It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
- G. B. Burgin Men have become the tools of their tools.
- Henry David Thoreau ( "Frank and explicit; that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others." (Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil) Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.
-- Dr. Karl Menninger It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi Aegina "Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time." (E. B. White) Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the
street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack
of u "I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Aegina
"The masses are far more likely to believe a big lie than several small ones." (Adolf Hitler) The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson. In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from
ourselves.
-- Tom Robbins A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
something everybody believes, except the person who made it.
-- Albert Einstein, attributed Aegina "No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous." (Henry B. Adams) A person should never be ashamed to own that he is wrong, which is but saying in other words
that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.
-- Alexander Pope In the blithe days of honeymoon,
With Kate's allurements smitten,
I lov'd her late, I lov'd her soon,
And call'd her dearest kitten.
But now my kitten's grown a cat,
And cross like other wives.
Aegina
He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own.
-- Aesop Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.
-- Gandhi Realism is a corruption of reality.
-- Wallace Stevens "I love to doubt as well as know." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
-- Andy Warhol Aegina Journalism is merely history's first draft.
-- Geoffrey C. Ward Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the
unpalatable.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
-- John Ciardi Aegina
Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much.
-- Anonymous The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be
feasible.
- A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper prop "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
-- Dale Carnegie Aegina I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch.
-- Gilda Radner Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
-- Finley Peter Dunne Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
-- Anonymous Aegina
