Go away...I'm alright.
-- H. G. Wells, dying words "Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
-- Gloria Steinem The open-minded see the truth in different things: the narrow-minded see only the differences.
-- Author Unknown We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
- Niels Bohr Photography "Paper should be edible, nutritious. Inks used for printing or writing should have delicious flavors. Magazines or newspapers read at breakfast should be eaten for lunch. Instead of throwing one's mai Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
-- Carl Gustav Jung The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline
luggage.
-- Mark Russell Photography
Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.
-- Bernard Baruch When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask
is a chance."
-- Anon. Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde "Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." (Jack Handey) Photography Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
-- Rose Franken He who receives an idea from me receives instruction for himself without lessening mine; as he
who lights his taper at mine receives light without darkening me.
-- Thomas Jefferson Facts are the enemy of truth.
- Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha Photography
Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One
cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the
marvelous str I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.... This is an ex-parrot.
-- John Cleese, Monty Python, British comedy television show The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White Photography "Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) "Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer Photography
Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi "The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd "Our lives are repetitious shams--every single day a simulacrum of the previous day. So for Man, he is out to pepper his daily activities with different things--he's fighting against boredom." (Matth Photography When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
Rabbi Julius Gordon Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the
mother.
-- Claudette Colbert Photography
"Death where is thy sting? Love, where is thy glory?" (William Shakespeare) The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
-- Anonymous Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.
-- William Yeats "Our lives are repetitious shams--every single day a simulacrum of the previous day. So for Man, he is out to pepper his daily activities with different things--he's fighting against boredom." (Matth "A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." (Bert Leston Taylor) Photography "Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crow Photography
Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to
be perfectly deaf.
-- Oscar Wilde Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without
feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex,
the ugl Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.
-- General Douglas MacArthur If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be
closed for any other business.
-- Abraham Lincoln "I'm the artist formally known as Beck. I have a genius wig. When I put that wig on, then the true genius emerges. I don't have enough hair to be a genius. I think you have to have hair going everywhe Photography Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add
up.
-- Anon I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with
typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante Photography
"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute
for life.
-- Andrew Brown "For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
something everybody believes, except the person who made it.
-- Albert Einstein, attributed Photography Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take
what I have to give.
-- Cass Daley Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.
-- Gandhi Photography
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.
-- Buddha Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
-- Eugene McCarthy Photography The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia There's nothing wrong with having nothing to say -- unless you insist on saying it.
-- Anonymous Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the
second, "For my best friend."
-- Anonymous Photography
It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
-- Oscar Wilde "To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
-- Anne Morrow Lindbergh "Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) "The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Photography Realism is a corruption of reality.
-- Wallace Stevens Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
-- Edward H. Land Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes
some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny.
-- George Photography
"All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) "Nothing is permanent but change." (Heraclitus) ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are
legislators.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas Photography When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx "A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) Photography
The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
-- Lucille S. Harper We have been friends together in sunshine and in shade.
-- Caroline Norton "Genius without education is like silver in the mine." (Benjamin Franklin) I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible
by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
- Umberto Eco What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crow Photography To love another person is to help them love God.
-- Søren Kierkegaard If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get.
-- John Watson, University of Canterbury Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
-- Oscar Levant, to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's fiancee Photography
