The love we give away is the only love we keep.
-- Elbert Hubbard It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can
only read the title.
-- Virginia Woolf It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry Travel and Tourism The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience.
-- Harper Lee Someday is not a day of the week.
-- Anon. "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Travel and Tourism
People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get
what they want.
-- David Mamet I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.
-- Albert Einstein The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
-- Yiddish Proverb God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at
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- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair Travel and Tourism I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
-- David Bissonette Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort Travel and Tourism
Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to
be perfectly deaf.
-- Oscar Wilde "There cannot be a God because, if there were one, I would not believe that I was not He." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
-- Martin H. Fischer Grow old with me! The best is yet to be!
-- Robert Browning "Brevity is the soul of wit." (William Shakespeare) Travel and Tourism Hey, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!
-- Dr. Strangelove Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
- George Eliot "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) Travel and Tourism
Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
- Paul Erdos "A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men." (Saadi) I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) Travel and Tourism If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, It is a
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-- William Jennings Bryant Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances
continue to exist, a wonderful living side by side can grow up, if they succeed in loving the
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"The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) "Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential..." ( An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One
looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our
human "One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love,
but no friendship.
-- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
-- James Graham Travel and Tourism
"Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. Smith) "Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." (Gore Vidal) "Beauty without expression is boring." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities,
talents, direction, missions, callings.
-- Abraham Maslow The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one.
-- Ellen Hubbard Travel and Tourism
Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
-- Confucius 'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.
-- Alfred, Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam, 1850, line 27, stanza 4 If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
- J. Paul Getty If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of
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cocaine.
Travel and Tourism Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the
street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack
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-- John Powell Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off
his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.
-- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O Travel and Tourism
"I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can
write better.
- A. J. Liebling The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
-- General George Patton Universities incline wits to sophistry and affectation.
-- Francis Bacon "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) Travel and Tourism Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers The artist alone sees spirits. But after he has told of their appearing to him, everybody sees them.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Travel and Tourism
Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
-- Jerry Garcia "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." (Frank Zappa) "Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
-- Albert Einstein What is politics, after all, but the compulsion to preside over property and make other peoples'
decisions for them?
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All Travel and Tourism "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot possibly admire them.
-- Oscar Wilde Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country
could do under first-class management.
-- Senator Soaper Travel and Tourism
You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
-- Al Capone "God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
-- George Bernard Shaw An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie "If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) Travel and Tourism "Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great." (Fernando Flores) "Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist." (Marshall McLuhan) The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll Travel and Tourism
Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
-- Pancho Villa, dying words Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-- Albert Einstein Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted.
-- Albert Einstein I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Travel and Tourism I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
-- Edward Chilton At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard
the past.
-- Maurice Maeterlink Genius is 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent inspiration.
-- Thomas Edison Travel and Tourism
