"Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty.
-- Adair Lara If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?
-- Albert Einstein Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Specialized Instruction The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a lover about
his taste, not condemn him, if we are just, for knowing so human a passion.
-- George Santayana Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante Specialized Instruction
A hippo does not have a sting in its tail, but a wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee.
-- Polish proverb "People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that.
-- Bill Parcels, New Engla When a thing has been said and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it.
-- Anatole France "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) Specialized Instruction You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories.
-- Stanislaw J. Lem I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise.
-- Samuel Johnson Specialized Instruction
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx Thomas Jefferson--still surv...
-- John Adams, dying words All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery
increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control
futur "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) "I always thought a dog-lover was a dog who loved another dog." (James Thurber) Specialized Instruction University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
-- Henry Kissinger We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing.
-- Seneca When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. Specialized Instruction
Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
-- Chinese Proverb blah "An engaged woman is always more agreeable than a disengaged. She is satisfied with herself. Her cares are over, and she feels that she may exert all her powers of pleasing without suspicion." ( The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
-- Publilius Syrus The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are the more leisure we have.
-- William Hazlitt If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein Specialized Instruction I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can
write better.
- A. J. Liebling The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
-- Brian Pickrell Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you
together, but do so with all your heart.
-- Marcus Aurelius Specialized Instruction
A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats.
-- Anonymous He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
-- Anonymous Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of
the other person.
-- Mark Twain Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
-- John F. Kennedy Specialized Instruction You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain
terrible.
-- Jean Kerr "The devil's agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles) Specialized Instruction
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George Bernard Shaw "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
you is a maniac.
-- George Carlin How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln Specialized Instruction The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest till it has gained a hearing.
-- Sigmund Freud Ambition is not a vice of little people.
-- Michel de Montaigne To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.
-- Arthur Schopenhauer Specialized Instruction
Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on
a date.
-- Caroline Rhea "... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell "From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) Specialized Instruction There are some things which cannot be learned quickly, and time, which is all we have, must be
paid heavily for their acquiring. They are the very simplest things and, because it takes a man's
life "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines
staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you
ask th Specialized Instruction
The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever.
-- Virginia Woolf My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
-- Honore de Balzac Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-
Box.
-- Wil Shriner Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and
austere, like that of sculpture.
-- Bertrand Russell Specialized Instruction It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-- Mae West It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and
superior impartiality.
-- Arnold Bennett Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
-- Anonymous Specialized Instruction
As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
- Mark Twain I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Every act of creation is first an act of destruction.
-- Pablo Picasso Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. Specialized Instruction People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
-- John Harrigan "Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used.
-- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words Specialized Instruction
Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.
-Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Aurora Leigh Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as
saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball.
-- Deborah Tan "When you have nothing to say, say nothing." (Charles Caleb Colton) If you cannot be the master of your language, you must be its slave. If you cannot examine your
thoughts, you have no choice but to think them, however silly they may be.
-- Richard Mitchell, from Specialized Instruction I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used.
-- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
-- Aldous Huxley Specialized Instruction
Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schultz Man and wife make one fool. Specialized Instruction Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and
therefore congenial to it.
-- G. K. Chesterton Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous "We already have the statistics for the future: the growth percentages of pollution, overpopulation, desertification. The future is already in place." (Günther Grass, Winner of the Nobel Prize for Li Specialized Instruction
