"See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
-- Anonymous The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same
time, and still retain the ability to function.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald Hydra "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) Remember your dreams.
-- Maryanne Radmacher-Herhey Hydra
Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
-- H. L. Mencken If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
- Carl Sagan "Ninety percent of my salary I spent on booze and women ... and the other ten percent I wasted." (Tug McGraw, Major League Baseball pitcher) Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I
love you."
-- Erich Fromm "Education is the process of driving a set of prejudices down your throat." (Martin H. Fischer) Hydra I think, therefore I'm single.
-- Female philosopher Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.
-- William Temple "The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones." (William Shakespeare, Julius Cĉsar. Act iii. Sc. 2.) Hydra
Nobody ever died of laughter.
-- Max Beerbohm That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the
lessons that history has to teach.
-- Aldous Huxley Repentance is not so much remorse for what we have done as the fear of the consequences.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld, Maxims, 1665 Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.
-- George E. Woodberry "See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and Hydra The real questions are the ones that obtrude upon your consciousness whether you like it or not,
the ones that make your mind start vibrating like a jackhammer, the ones that you 'come to terms
with My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him! "No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Hydra
The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage. I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge.
-- John Wesley Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett "Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) Hydra The absolute yearning of one human body for another particular body and its indifference to
substitutes is one of life's major mysteries.
-- Iris Murdoch Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them
down people's throats.
-- Howard Aiken If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
-- Al Bernstein Hydra
"No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
-- Albert Einstein The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps
the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity.
-- Helen Hayes "Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details." (Andy Warhol, America, 1985) When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Hydra "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry Hydra
Goodbye, Everybody!
-- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
without any wish to act.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson You have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth
without producing it.
-- George Bernard Shaw She felt in italics and thought in capitals.
-- Henry James "Beauty awakens the soul to act." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Hydra May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it. What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crowf Hydra
For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect.
-- Dr. Ian G. Macdonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek , Nov.18th 1963. Use your own best judgment at all times.
-- The entire Nordstrom's Department Stores policy manual Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
-- Ghandi "By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) Hydra "I don't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." (John Cage) There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
-- Jean-Jacques Rousseau Hydra
Health food makes me sick.
-- Calvin Trillin The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
-- George Washington God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at
the same time.
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair "One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) Hydra Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
-- Emerson, Ralph Waldo Hydra
Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at.
-- Lyn Karol The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.
-- Albert Einstein "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) Hydra "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and
quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that
remains fa However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea.
-- Tom K. Ryan Hydra
The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
- Samuel Johnson "Beauty without expression is boring." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) What is politics, after all, but the compulsion to preside over property and make other peoples'
decisions for them?
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it,
Almighty God! I know not what course others may take but as for me; give me liberty or give me
de Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
-- Michael Meissner Hydra "To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) "The man who never made a mistake never made anything." (Derek Longdon, Tongariro Power Development, Turangi, New Zealand) Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
-- Michael Meissner Hydra
"Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin...
-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
-- Richard Braunstein I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
- Ian L. Fleming Hydra Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. Hydra
