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We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your
way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition -- plowing straight ahead, come what
may Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking
campaign Remember your dreams.
-- Maryanne Radmacher-Herhey When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Guides and Directories "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it,
there will be a fish.
-- Ovid The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon Guides and Directories
He who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior.
-- Confucius Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars
-- Les Brown No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
-- Anon. "Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) Guides and Directories Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry S. Truman The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.
-- Albert Einstein It is the customary fate of new truths to begin as heresies and to end as superstitions.
-- Aldous Huxley Guides and Directories
If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible.
-- James McNeill Whistler A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
-- Anon. blah bl "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) "Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted
in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism.
-- Heidi Hartmann, The Unha Guides and Directories "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven Wright The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
-- Mark Russell Guides and Directories
Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
-- Rose Franken Nothing that was worthy in the past departs; no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or
can die.
-- Thomas Carlyle Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the
street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack
of u Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
-- H. L. Mencken Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
-- Oliver Herford Guides and Directories Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
-- H. L. Mencken I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement
speaker. "Think of yourself as the body at an Irish wake" he said. "They need you in order to have
th What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
-- Woody Allen Guides and Directories
"I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead." (Oscar Wilde) If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one
more letter she'd have to remember.
-- Shecky Greene When we treat man as he is, we make him worse than he is; when we treat him as if he already
were what he potentially could be, we make him what he should be.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago Guides and Directories "The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart.
-- Henry Wadsworth Lo Guides and Directories
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
-- Virginia Woolf I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
-- Benjamin Disraeli Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright Guides and Directories You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
-- Yogi Berra The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
-- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. Guides and Directories
Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart.
-- Henry Wadsworth Lo Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said.
-- George Santayana Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as Gandhi ever walked the
face of this earth.
-- Albert Einstein Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
-- Rita Rudner Guides and Directories Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves Men. You can't live with them. You don't have to.
-- Seen on a t-shirt Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and
begin slitting throats.
- Henry Louis Mencken Guides and Directories
Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
-- Aaron Levenstein A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
-- George Orwell I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for
themselves.
-- F. Emerson Andrews Guides and Directories MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds.
-- Buddha Children are a poor man's riches.
-- English proverb Guides and Directories
"Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same
thing nowadays.
-- Oscar Wilde Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
-- B.F. Skinner The open-minded see the truth in different things: the narrow-minded see only the differences.
-- Author Unknown Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. Guides and Directories Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein Guides and Directories
If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt Guides and Directories He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that.
-- John Stuart Mill Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
-- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant-turned-famous-movie-producer, when told his son was getting
married Guides and Directories
Nothing that was worthy in the past departs; no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or
can die.
-- Thomas Carlyle I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant "If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
-- M. Hirschfield .. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over
myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long
per Guides and Directories What is the answer? In that case, what is the question?
-- Gertrude Stein, dying words "The purpose of Compulsory Education is to deprive the common people of their commonsense." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Guides and Directories
