The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband bein' big enough to keep his mouth
shut, to step back and see where his wife is wrong.
-- Archie Bunker, character on "All in the Family, When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
-- Buckminster I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the
marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
-- Bette Davis The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity.
-- Winston Churchill "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Koropi "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
-- Lou Holtz He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own.
-- Aesop Koropi
"I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it." (Ashleigh Brilliant) You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room
enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
-- Fred Allen "A friendship that exacts oneness of opinion and conduct is not worth much." (Mohandas Gandhi, In Search of the Supreme) Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-- Victor Hugo Koropi Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances
continue to exist, a wonderful living side by side can grow up, if they succeed in loving the
distance The true spirit of conversation consists in building on another man's observation, not overturning
it.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Koropi
"If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way." (Mark Twain) You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good
reputation.
-- Oscar Wilde Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
impress the neighbors as being very much.
-- Zora Neale Hurston Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous Koropi "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it.
-- Tom Robbins The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen Koropi
Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass.
-- French Proverb The time is always right to do what is right.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. "The only way to have friends is to be one." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
--Don Galer All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Koropi To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
-- Robert L. Stevenson Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. "Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) Koropi
Life is not an easy matter.... You cannot live through it without falling into frustration and cynicism
unless you have before you a great idea which raises you above personal misery, above
weakness We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
-- Winston Churchill The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent
crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry
inspe Grow old with me! The best is yet to be!
-- Robert Browning Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said.
-- George Santayana Koropi There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing, and that's all you'll ever find."
-- Robert Flaherty One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
-- Virginia Woolf "Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) Koropi
"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
-- Marx Groucho, the film "Animal Crackers" In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been
widely regarded as a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams Koropi Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
- Mark Twain Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem.
-- Booker T. Washington Koropi
I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than
knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
-- Albert Einstein I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
- Ian L. Fleming Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own
language and forthwith it is something entirely different.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
-- Flannery O'Connor Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-- Oscar Wilde Koropi "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
-- Erica Jong "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) Koropi
Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.
-- Anonymous Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its
prime function of looking forward.
-- Margaret Fairless Barber Wit is educated insolence.
- Aristotle Koropi Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
- the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that
can be shot when it breaks down.
-- Russell Baker As always, victory finds a hundred fathers but defeat is an orphan.
-- Count Galeazzo Ciano, The Ciano Diaries Koropi
A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.
-- Ed Howe "Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end." (William Shakespeare) "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) "No one ever owns his youth or the women he loves." (Pedro Almodóvar, Live Flesh) "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." (Oscar Wilde, his last recorded words) Koropi Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
-- Helen Rowland "Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) Koropi
The course of true love never did run smooth.
-- William Shakespeare "One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita "Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad." (Anonymous) It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
-- Henry David Thoreau Koropi "Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) What luck for the rulers that men do not think.
-- Adolf Hitler "The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) Koropi
blah "The best students always are flunking. Every good teacher knows that." (Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance) One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
- Henry Kissinger "Nobody minds having what is too good for them." (Jane Austen) Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the
unpalatable.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith Koropi "Plato was a bore." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic." (Jean Sibelius) "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) Koropi
