Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
-- Anthony Burgess There are only two things a child will share willingly communicable diseases and his mother's
age.
-- Modern Maturity Silence is argument carried out by other means.
- ErnestoCheGuevara The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have
to shave twice a day.
-- Adlai Stevenson "I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) Transportation "We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) "Things do not change, we change." (Henry David Thoreau) "One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Transportation
The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
-- Virginia Woolf Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. blah "If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves." (Thomas Alva Edison) The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband bein' big enough to keep his mouth
shut, to step back and see where his wife is wrong.
-- Archie Bunker, character on "All in the Family, In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose
shoulders we stand.
-- Gerald Holton Transportation No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
-- Abraham Lincoln Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own
language and forthwith it is something entirely different.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Transportation
My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional
convi If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven Wright If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
-- Gore Vidal Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. Transportation To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
-- Robert L. Stevenson Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi Transportation
Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all
I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it."
-- Jerry Seinfeld Live out of your imagination, not your history.
-- Stephen Covey May you never leave your marriage alive. Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and
therefore congenial to it.
-- G. K. Chesterton If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war.
-- Pentagon official, on why US military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War Transportation The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted
in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism.
-- Heidi Hartmann, The Unha The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows A human being is a part of the whole, called by us Universe, a part limited in time and space. He
experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest--a kind of
optic Transportation
"The most instructive experiences are those of everyday life." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like
a black mistake.
-- D. H. Lawrence "A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops." (Henry B. Adams) "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
-- H. L. Mencken Transportation Men have become the tools of their tools.
-- Henry David Thoreau Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible.
-- James McNeill Whistler Transportation
Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
-- Jean Ke "Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) Is there life before death?
-- Belfast Graffito It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein Transportation Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
-- Hermione Gingold In a novel, the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish. In a movie, that is not
allowed. The villain can lay anybody he wants, have as much fun and as he wants cheating,
stealing, In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every
computer that th Transportation
Nobody ever died of laughter.
-- Max Beerbohm A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-- Walter Winchell You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was
60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
-- Ellen DeGeneres When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman Transportation Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson "If you assume that there's no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, there are opportunities to change things, there's a chance for you t "I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And Transportation
If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
-- Dale Carnegie "Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts." (Serge Gainsbourg) Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
-- Erica Jong Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
- Jean-Paul Sartre Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. Transportation Honor lies in honest toil.
-- Grover Cleveland You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
-- Mark Twain We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
- Niels Bohr Transportation
The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One
cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the
marvelous str We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our
world know the blessings of peace.
-- William Gladstone Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) The Church is an organism that grows best in an alien society.
-- C. Stacey Woods Transportation If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
-- Hal Abelson Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell Transportation
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department
store and he asked for my autograph.
-- Shirley Temple Black When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if
I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now
comple True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is
always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness.
-- Friedrich Nietzsch "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) What a difference there is between what we say and what we think.
-- Racine Transportation "Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown!
Lawrence: We can't all be lion tamers." (Thomas Edward Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
philosopher.
- Socrates To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother--I want to marry one who makes dough like her father. Transportation
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
-- Gore Vidal You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart; for his purity, by
definition, is unassailable.
-- James Baldwin, Nobody Knows My Name, 1961 Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.
-- Henry David Thoreau Transportation "Deep down, no one really believes they have a right to live. But this death sentence generally stays tucked away, hidden beneath the difficulty of living. If that difficulty is removed from time to t A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
-- James Reston All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy Transportation
