"Paper should be edible, nutritious. Inks used for printing or writing should have delicious flavors. Magazines or newspapers read at breakfast should be eaten for lunch. Instead of throwing one's mai "Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) The greatest homage to truth is to use it.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) Basketball Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be discontinued ... Reason: it has been
reported to our office that you expired on January 1, 1976.
-- excerpt from a letter, Illinois Depart Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
- Vince Lombardi Basketball
...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to
do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
-- Anonymous Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.
-- Buddha Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or
play.
-- WARREN BEATTY Basketball One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of
sexual Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.
- Andrew Marvell Basketball
Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full
of grac Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
-- Rose Franken "I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for
themselves.
-- F. Emerson Andrews Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully
ignorant.
--John Simon Basketball "And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W. C. Fields If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis Basketball
Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take
what I have to give.
-- Cass Daley Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them.
-- Richard Strauss, on conducting I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron
scumbags dev If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw Basketball Only the little people pay taxes.
-- Leona Helmsley, hotel owner and prison inmate, 1989 Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility.
-- Dietrich Bonhoeffer "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." (Oscar Wilde, his last recorded words) Basketball
Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the
street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack
of u And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
-- Abraham Lincoln Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
-- Rose Franken I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in
charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.
-- Hen Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
-- Paul Boese Basketball Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get
what they want.
-- David Mamet Basketball
CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the
table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the
disg The less a man thinks or knows about his virtues, the better we like him.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson In the end, everything is a gag.
- Charlie Chaplin When we treat man as he is, we make him worse than he is; when we treat him as if he already
were what he potentially could be, we make him what he should be.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker Basketball "Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." (Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton) Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 "If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Basketball
Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find
out how to do it.
-- Theodore Roosevelt University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
- Henry Kissinger If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
-- George Bernard Shaw It is the customary fate of new truths to begin as heresies and to end as superstitions.
-- Aldous Huxley If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner Basketball ... it is certain that the real function of art is to increase our self-consciousness; to make us more
aware of what we are, and therefore of what the universe in which we live really is. And since
We never live; we are always in the expectation of living.
-- Voltaire "If you light a man a fire, he will be warm for a day; if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life." (Anonymous) Basketball
The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
-- B. F. Skinner Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
-- Louise Hay In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
-- Samuel Butler The difference between a man who faces death for the sake of an idea and an imitator who goes
in search of martyrdom is that the former expresses his idea most fully in death while the latter
really Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy Basketball Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein You can always amend a big plan, but you can never expand a little one. I don't believe in little
plans. I believe in plans big enough to meet a situation which we can't possibly foresee now.
-- Ha "Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Basketball
I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are
capable of being.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe A hippo does not have a sting in its tail, but a wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee.
-- Polish proverb "By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
- Henry David Thoreau Basketball It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln The Church is an organism that grows best in an alien society.
-- C. Stacey Woods Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
- Mark Twain Basketball
"Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) "If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) "This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one." (Arthur C. Clarke) Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a lover about
his taste, not condemn him, if we are just, for knowing so human a passion.
-- George Santayana Basketball The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to
finish without knowing what you have written.
-- Jean Jacques Rousseau "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) Basketball
Someday is not a day of the week.
-- Anon. I know I'm not in government anymore. In fact I'm out of work.
-- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President, on a speaking tour of Japan, 1989 You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories.
-- Stanislaw J. Lem Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson You can observe a lot by watching.
-- Yogi Berra Basketball "Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
- Lao-Tzu If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein Basketball
