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-- Mother Teresa Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
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-- We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
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-- B. F. Skinner There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
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-- Mark Twain Parents often talk about the younger generations as if they didn't have anything to do with it. I shall return.
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-- Woody Allen Travel Services Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
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-- Edward H. Land Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error
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I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used.
-- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
-- Abraham Lincoln ... it is certain that the real function of art is to increase our self-consciousness; to make us more
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-- Alexandre Dumas fils Travel Services The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are the more leisure we have.
-- William Hazlitt Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
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