Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating
influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the
commun To teach is to learn twice.
-- Joseph Joubert Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in
your Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
-- Anonymous Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around Recreation and Sports "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
- Sir Winston Churchill In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
-- Robert Frost Recreation and Sports
Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. "I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
- Vince Lombardi Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country
could do under first-class management.
-- Senator Soaper Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman Recreation and Sports "Marriage excuses no one the freak's roll-call." (Joe Orton, What the Butler Saw) There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some stroke of the
imagination.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one." (Arthur C. Clarke) Recreation and Sports
Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us.
-- Francis Bacon The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy "Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent--that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman, and loves only a warrior." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Recreation and Sports May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife. Do you not know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?
-- Pope Julius III The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll Recreation and Sports
"I am interested in anything about revolt, disorder , chaos--especially activity that seems to have no meaning. It seems to me to be the road toward freedom ... Rather than starting inside, I start ou I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste. The
gain in self-confidence of having accomplished a tiresome labor is immense.
-- Thomas Arnold Bennet To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to
finish without knowing what you have written.
-- Jean Jacques Rousseau "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) Recreation and Sports Asking politicians to vote themselves out of power is like asking rabbits not to multiply, it ain't
natural.
-- Bob Beckel, on term limits, CBS This Morning, 3/30/95 2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time.
-- inside of a Pepsi cap I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
-- Fran Lebowitz Recreation and Sports
Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
-- Louise Hay Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
- Honore de Balzac Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
-- Bob Edwards Recreation and Sports "I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) "It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing." (Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises) I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
-- Will Rogers Recreation and Sports
Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge "Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
-- George Bernard Shaw The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten.
-- Mark Twain Recreation and Sports He who receives an idea from me receives instruction for himself without lessening mine; as he
who lights his taper at mine receives light without darkening me.
-- Thomas Jefferson Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane Recreation and Sports
'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.
-- Alfred, Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam, 1850, line 27, stanza 4 A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Sir Winston Churchill Early to rise and early to bed.
Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
-- Abraham Lincoln You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams Recreation and Sports The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and
remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't
work and the "Ah! Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong." (Oscar Wilde) Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. Recreation and Sports
Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
-- Albert Einstein "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) He who awaits much can expect little.
-- Gabriel Garcia Marquez Art and science have their meeting point in method.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Victory belongs to the most persevering.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Recreation and Sports Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of
responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 The course of true love never did run smooth.
-- William Shakespeare Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson Recreation and Sports
"There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason "I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
-- Robert J. Oppenheimer, citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear
explosion Recreation and Sports "The depth and strength of a human character are defined by its moral reserves. People reveal themselves completely only when they are thrown out of the customary conditions of their life, for only th "Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential..." ( Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. Recreation and Sports
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben The nourishment is palatable.
-- Millard Fillmore, dying words If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
-- Alphonse Karr Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
-- Dave Barry Recreation and Sports In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.
-- Christopher Morley Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin Recreation and Sports
The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
- George Bernard Shaw Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.
-- Polish proverb People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-- Otto von Bismarck Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good Recreation and Sports Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
-- Jean Ke All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
- Ambrose Bierce Recreation and Sports
