He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're
the boss."
-- Anonymous To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash "No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous." (Henry B. Adams) The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
- General George Patton This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold
of a hammer.
-- Will Rogers Education Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
have her own way.
-- Anonymous I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W. C. Fields If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it.
-- H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Treasure Book, on wisdom Education
He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own.
-- Aesop If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
-- Anonymous Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-- Charles Pierce It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
-- Eugene McCarthy Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
- Edward George Bulwer-Lytton Education The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-- Albert Einstein Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
-- Euripides We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer Education
I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi Give me a museum and I'll fill it.
-- Pablo Picasso Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
have her own way.
-- Anonymous In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves
beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists.
-- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw Education "I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the
unpalatable.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter Education
"Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works." (Michael Douglas, as Gordon Gekko, Wall Street, 1987) Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating
influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the
commun Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
-- B.F. Skinner Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.
-- General Douglas MacArthur "... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) Education The west wasn't won on salad.
-- ND Beef Council, billboard advertisement, 1990 "Babies are necessary to grown-ups. A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees to build highways, losing its eart He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus Education
"Education must have an end in view, for it is not an end in itself." (Sybil Marshall) Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
-- Sun Tzu "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
-- George Gobel I still live.
-- Daniel Webster, dying words Education I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
- Niels Bohr If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life Education
Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.
-- Lord Byron I'll sleep when I'm dead.
- Warren Zevon Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
-- William Congreve "You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these: "It might have been!"
-- John Greenleaf Whittier Education The course of true love never did run smooth.
-- William Shakespeare I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Mark Twain Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork
picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.
-- Tom Stoppard Education
"The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization." (Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990) It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming or tedious.
-- Oscar Wilde "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three
children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch.
-- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the
House Education "Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conquerer. Kill everyone, and you are a god." (Jean Rostand) Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Isaac Asimov Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
impress the neighbors as being very much.
-- Zora Neale Hurston Education
A clever man commits no minor blunders.
- Goethe For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) Truth can be a dangerous thing. It is quite patient and relentless.
-- R. Scott Richards When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson Education Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and
austere, like that of sculpture.
-- Bertrand Russell Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I
love you."
-- Erich Fromm "There is nothing more fearful than ignorance in action." (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1749-1832, Criticisms, Reflections and Maxims) Education
Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it
pure ignorance?
-- Holbrook Jackson If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven Wright "No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) "In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40.'" (Daniel Clowes) A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Education You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
-- Indira Gandhi The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the
first half.
Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton Education
Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-- Victor Hugo "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
-- Adlai Stevenson Education Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
-- Mark Twain Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who
can't read.
-- Frank Zappa CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the
table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the
disg Education
Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as
children.
-- Libby Gelman-Waxner "Have confidence that if you have done a little thing well, you can do a bigger thing well, too." (David Malcolm Storey) "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." (Emma Lazarus) "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.
-- Bernard Baruch Education For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely
unnatural condition.
-- Robert Briffault A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that
M&Ms really do melt in your hand...
-- Peter Oakley Education
