Grow old with me! The best is yet to be!
-- Robert Browning No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
-- Anon. Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
-- Proverbs 23:7 Weather Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau Weather
The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor "In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) "To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') Weather And now here is my secret, a very simple secret; it is only with the heart that one can see rightly,
what is essential is invisible to the eye.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupery blah "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) Weather
Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
-- Anonymous In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
-- Bette-Jane Raphael I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Weather A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning
there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have
people all Thomas Jefferson--still surv...
-- John Adams, dying words Weather
Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb "In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore:
? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its
duties.
? Work In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves
beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists.
-- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness.
-- Margaret Atwood Weather We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France We never live; we are always in the expectation of living.
-- Voltaire If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman Weather
Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can
only read the title.
-- Virginia Woolf Conversation, fastidious Goddess, loves blood better than brick, and feasts most subtly on the
human will.
-- Virginia Woolf, Mrs. Dalloway Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
- Aristotle Onassis The soul is healed by being with children.
-- Fyodor Dostoyevski Weather "What is tolerance? -- it is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly -- that is the first law of nature." (Francois Marie Ar When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
-- Helen Rowland Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner Weather
When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen It is not necessary that whilst I live I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should
live honourably.
-- Kant, Immanuel Who, being loved, is poor?
-- Oscar Wilde Universities incline wits to sophistry and affectation.
-- Francis Bacon Weather The artist alone sees spirits. But after he has told of their appearing to him, everybody sees them.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
-- Samuel Butler The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the
betterment of life.
-- Henry Ford Weather
All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen
closely, you can hear the sound of champagne corks popping.
-- Paul Jacob, Term Limits Executive Di Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
- Karl Wallenda Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call
me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
-- Rebecca West, Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to-
resurrection" coverage. He later a Weather Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
-- Vernon Law People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get
what they want.
-- David Mamet "Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery." (Andy Warhol) Weather
"We always get bored with those whom we bore." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork
picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.
-- Tom Stoppard They gave me a book of checks. They didn't ask for any deposits.
-- Joe Early, Congressman (D-Mass), at a press conference to answer questions about the
House Bank scandal Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
you is a maniac.
-- George Carlin Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them
down people's throats.
-- Howard Aiken Weather If you want to sing out, sing out, and if you want to be free, be free, 'cause there's a million ways
to be, you know that there are...
-- Cat Stevens, from a song lyric In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the
first half.
Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) Weather
What a difference there is between what we say and what we think.
-- Racine I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind instead.
-- Winnie the Pooh "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) This isn't right, this isn't even wrong.
- Wolfgang Pauli (1900-1958), upon reading a young physicist's paper Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
-- Irwin Corey Weather Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George Bernard Shaw "I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) "Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s Weather
Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
moment.
-- Robert Benchley "A friendship that exacts oneness of opinion and conduct is not worth much." (Mohandas Gandhi, In Search of the Supreme) Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with
the powerful, not to be neutral.
-- Paulo Freire "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) Weather The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact.
-- Thomas Henry Huxley If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
-- Anonymous We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to
comfort us along Weather
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams "I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
-- Christopher Morley Weather I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
- Galileo Galilei My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
bed with her.
-- Lenny Bruce Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom, and being one's own person is its ultimate reward.
-- Patricia Sampson Weather
