He who limps is still walking.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) "The depth and strength of a human character are defined by its moral reserves. People reveal themselves completely only when they are thrown out of the customary conditions of their life, for only th Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own
language and forthwith it is something entirely different.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
-- George Santayana Travel and Tourism Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
-- Arthur C. Coxe Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one
thing.
-- Abraham Lincoln Where there is an unknowable there is a promise.
-- Thornton Wilder Travel and Tourism
"Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) When making public policy decisions about new technologies for the Government, I think one
should ask oneself which technologies would best strengthen the hand of a police state. Then, do
not allow Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
-- Rose Franken The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead Travel and Tourism It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming or tedious.
-- Oscar Wilde blah "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Per cubic inch, your current TV set is perhaps the dumbest appliance in your home (and I'm not
even talking about the programs).
-- Nicholas Negroponte Travel and Tourism
I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady
in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
-- Dick Martin I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
-- Doug MacLeod In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a
well remembered door.
-- Heywood Brown The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pensées, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer Travel and Tourism One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good
reputation.
-- Oscar Wilde Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock Travel and Tourism
Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of
the other person.
-- Mark Twain My father was a minister. I had to make up for the lack of sin.
-- Milwuakee mayor, on why he became a politician "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) "The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisi Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and
retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Travel and Tourism Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a losttradition.
-- Jacques Barzun Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-
proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe
is I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
-- William Butler Yeats, from "He wishes for the cloths of heaven" Travel and Tourism
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea.
-- Tom K. Ryan Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable. -- Oscar Wilde He that would have the fruit must climb the tree.
-- Thomas Fuller, M.D. Travel and Tourism Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
-- Norman R. Augustine We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own
language and forthwith it is something entirely different.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Travel and Tourism
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and
begin slitting throats.
- Henry Louis Mencken "If you assume that there's no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, there are opportunities to change things, there's a chance for you t If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
-- Johnny Carson Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge Travel and Tourism When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.
-- Wilson Mizner I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
-- Clarence Darrow Travel and Tourism
I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
-- George Jean Nathan We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx "I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education." (Wilson Mizner) The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill Travel and Tourism Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben A witty saying proves nothing.
- Voltaire If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my
future crimes.
-- Prince Travel and Tourism
"When once you have tasted flight you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward: for there you have been and there you will always be." (Henry Van Dyke) Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
-- Ray Bandy "Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly Travel and Tourism Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a
dozen.
-- John Steinbeck "To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Travel and Tourism
"Death solves all problems--no man, no problem." (Josef Stalin) To die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.
-- Anatole France Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch.
-- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the
House Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp Travel and Tourism Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
-- John Galsworthy There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit Travel and Tourism
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage,
he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
-- Helen Roland Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde "If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he will soon find himself left alone. A man, sir, should keep his friendship in a constant repair." (Samuel Johnson) The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a
lot less.
-- Brendon Behan Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
- Henry Louis Mencken Travel and Tourism People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
-- Walter Savage Landor "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-- Mae West blah "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.
-- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein Travel and Tourism Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner Travel and Tourism
