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- Oscar Wilde "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." (Albert Einstein) The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
-- Albert Einstein When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if
I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now
comple Recreation and Sports We never live; we are always in the expectation of living.
-- Voltaire When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.
-- Wilson Mizner You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room
enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
-- Fred Allen Recreation and Sports
I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I was
doing spying.
-- Francis Gary Power, U-2 reconnaissance pilot held by the Soviets for spying, in an i You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room
enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
-- Fred Allen I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
-- Oscar Wilde To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
-- Lao Tzu A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963) Recreation and Sports The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely
necessary in order to keep the lines open for emergency personnel. We'll be right back after this
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Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't
take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates...
-- Anonymous Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
-- James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad All human actions are equivalent... and... all are on principle doomed...
-- Jean-Paul Sartre, "Being and Nothingness" Recreation and Sports Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
-- Steven Wright I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker Recreation and Sports
There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.
-- George Crane I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it.
-- Virginia Woolf Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
-- Chinese Proverb "All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." (Edger Allen Poe) If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn Recreation and Sports "Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) Whatever you are from nature, keep to it; never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature
intended you for, and you will succeed; be anything else, and you will be ten thousands times
worse tha People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
-- John Harrigan Recreation and Sports
"A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." (Bert Leston Taylor) "Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." (Gary Busey) There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
-- Flannery O'Connor And gain is gain, however small.
-- Robert Browning More than kisses, letters mingle souls.
-- John Donne Recreation and Sports If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
- Will Durant What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crow Recreation and Sports
Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.
-- Anonymous Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
-- LaRouchefoucauld People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only
make $500,000.
-- Pete Incaviglia, baseball player, 1990 "It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.
-- Harriet Beecher Stowe Recreation and Sports Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull Recreation and Sports
If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
-- George S. Patton, Jr. Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating
influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the
commun Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.
-- Anonymous "Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." (Minna Antrim) There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you
yourself have altered.
-- Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom Recreation and Sports Courage: doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared.
-- Eddie Rickenbacker We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
-- Winston Churchill Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
-- Albert Einstein Recreation and Sports
"Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) blah bla "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." (Albert Einstein) Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of
opportunity.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
-- Robert Benchley Recreation and Sports Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way
around the laws.
- Plato When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Recreation and Sports
Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-
Box.
-- Wil Shriner Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of
responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal consistency of the women who
love me.
-- George Bernard Shaw Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be
done, whether you like it or not. Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you
a hundre "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e Recreation and Sports Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.
-- French saying To correct a natural indifference I was placed half-way between misery and the sun. Misery kept
me from believing that all was well under the sun, and the sun taught me that history wasn't
everythin "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit Recreation and Sports
"Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear." (G. Gordon Liddy) "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for
appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George bernard Shaw "Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Recreation and Sports I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Mark Twain With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer Goodbye, Everybody!
-- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. Recreation and Sports
We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from
ourselves.
-- Tom Robbins "I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
-- Lou Holtz When Michelangelo finished the painting of the Sistine Chapel's ceiling, he spent the rest of his
life trying to remove the paint that had poured into his sleeve.
-- Francois Cavanna Recreation and Sports "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." (Emma Lazarus) If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
-- Henry David Thoreau Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of
responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 Recreation and Sports
