Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
-- William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
entitled to a little fun first.
-- Anonymous Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schultz Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take
her off his hands.
-- Sacha Guitry Corfu A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
-- Abraham Lincoln Corfu
"Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) He who limps is still walking.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call
me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
-- Rebecca West, Biography lends to death a new terror.
-- Oscar Wilde In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves
beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists.
-- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw Corfu In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
- Galileo Galilei If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers Corfu
"It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." (Mark Twain) "It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question." (Eugene Ionesco) The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the
bad ones.
-- W. Somerset Maugham A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
-- Mae West We have been friends together in sunshine and in shade.
-- Caroline Norton Corfu Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
-- Othal Brand, member of a Texas pesticide review board Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and
therefore congenial to it.
-- G. K. Chesterton Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the
custom of shaving.
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All Corfu
Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted.
-- Albert Einstein You have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth
without producing it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George Bernard Shaw Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
time by watching the second hand of a clock.
-- Ben Hecht "I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) Corfu I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin The community stagnates without the impulse of the individual. The impulse dies away without
the sympathy of the community.
-- William James "Nothing touches a work of art so little as words of criticism: they always result in more or less fortunate misunderstandings." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poet) Corfu
It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
-- Mae West It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.
-- Henry James "Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." (Douglas Adams) Corfu Where there is an unknowable there is a promise.
-- Thornton Wilder Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar
Gracian Corfu
I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
-- Henry Kissinger Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
-- Tom Robbins "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
-- Anonymous Corfu "If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way." (Mark Twain) If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man
will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
-- Henry Ford A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland Corfu
"The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization." (Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990) Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
-- Igor Stravinsky The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another.
-- Frank J. Dobie, A Texan in England, 1945 If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
-- George S. Patton, Jr. Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
-- John Heywood Corfu Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich!
-- Chuck Jones-directed cartoon I worship the quicksand he walks in.
- Art Buchwald There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and
discipline.
-- Michel de Montaigne Corfu
A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
-- Oscar Wilde Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
-- David Chambless There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
-- Will Rogers This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
-- Anonymous I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
- Galileo Galilei Corfu He who awaits much can expect little.
-- Gabriel Garcia Marquez In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every
computer that th "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Corfu
"The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisi I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.
-- Wayne Gretzky Live truth instead of professing it.
-- Elbert Hubbard Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
-- Samuel Johnson In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
-- Gamaliel Bradford Corfu Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
-- H. L. Mencken "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) Corfu
"Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
-- William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth The covers of this book are too far apart.
-- Ambrose Bierce Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. When you're experimenting you have to try so many things before you choose what you want,
and you may go days getting nothing but exhaustion.
-- Fred Astaire Corfu We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.
-- Mme de Staël If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be
closed for any other business.
-- Abraham Lincoln When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are
legislators.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Corfu
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
-- Lily Tomlin The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
-- G. K. Chesterton The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
-- Anonymous The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and
remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't
work and the I worship the quicksand he walks in.
- Art Buchwald Corfu "I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am.
-- Samuel Johnson I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen Corfu
