Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately
becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in
those tiny toil Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so you apologize for truth.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc
jockey is not allowed to talk.
-- Fran Lebowitz Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm Transportation This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes
time to get a dance right, to create something memorable.
-- Fred Astaire Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
-- Albert Einstein We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your
way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition -- plowing straight ahead, come what
may Transportation
The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins.
-- Heywood Brown Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and
blows up the bonfire.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me
is another matter.
- Sir Winston Churchill Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the
gentleman.
-- Herbert Spencer Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
be grateful.
-- Phyllis McGinley Transportation "Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm
upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again, may God hold you in
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Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
-- Clare Boothe Luce You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories.
-- Stanislaw J. Lem Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
-- Sun Tzu A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted
by a little physical antipathy.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Transportation Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to
vote for Colonel Sanders.
-- Bob Inglis, 1995 I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement
speaker. "Think of yourself as the body at an Irish wake" he said. "They need you in order to have
th Count your age with friends but not with years.
-- Anonymous Transportation
Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
-- Rose Franken I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
-- Anonymous Transportation The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every
morning and say, "How's the President?"
-- Will Rogers I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
-- Will Rogers There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to
learn music and dancing, and thought it time well spent.
-- Michel de Montaigne Transportation
Parents are the bones upon which children sharpen their teeth.
-- Peter Ustinov Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their
teachers.
-- Socrates "Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more
experiments you make the better. What if they are a little course, and you may get your coat
soiled or torn? blah "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Transportation Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is
merely a good excuse not to play football.
-- Fran Lebowitz We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
- Vince Lombardi I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul.
-- Jean Cocteau Transportation
A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
-- Buke Ellington "Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- George Clemenceau Transportation blah blah blah blah blah "This is the way the world ends: not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot) _end]
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"Hello Kitty is an icon that doesn't stand for a Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same
time, and still retain the ability to function.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald Transportation
"Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
-- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II, lines 220-221 A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner "Love is always a stranger in the house of avarice." (Andreas Capellanus) Transportation A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
-- Anonymous The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon Transportation
Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
-- Salvador Dali The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.
-- Cicero The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every
morning and say, "How's the President?"
-- Will Rogers Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from
history.
-- George Bernard Shaw Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
3) D Transportation Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde "Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) Transportation
He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that.
-- John Stuart Mill Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. cannot imagine any condition which would cause this ship to founder. Modern shipbuilding has
gone beyond that.
-- E. I. Smith, Captain of the Titanic I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't
certain we knew better.
-- George Bird Evans "The rules for parents are but three... Love, Limit, and Let them be." (Elaine M. Ward) Transportation "Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent--that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman, and loves only a warrior." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
-- Josh Billings Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to
us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
-- Jeff Raskin Transportation
"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) "To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) Nothing that was worthy in the past departs; no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or
can die.
-- Thomas Carlyle Nothing is beneath you if it is in the direction of your life.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
-- Oscar Wilde Transportation "Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
-- Henry Ford "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) Transportation
Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you
have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.
-- Aldous Huxley "Conforming is only acceptable when you conform with a nonconformist." (John A. Simone Jr.) We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
-- Voltaire Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Transportation Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
-- Billy Sunday "Brevity is the soul of wit." (William Shakespeare) There are many things worth living for, there are a few things worth dying for, but there is nothing
worth killing for.
-- Tom Robbins Transportation
