"Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with
the buttered side down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the 2 will hover,
He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're
the boss."
-- Anonymous I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way
around Chinatown.
-- Woody Allen "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) Travel and Tourism Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
entitled to a little fun first.
-- Anonymous "Beauty awakens the soul to act." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) No, that is the great fallacy; the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful." (Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms) Travel and Tourism
The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
- Lucille S. Harper The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy
together those moments of life that are utterly simple? They are the moments people looks back
on at I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
-- Benjamin Disraeli MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
-- James Matthew Barrie Travel and Tourism Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
-- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism
Honor lies in honest toil.
-- Grover Cleveland Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-
Box.
-- Wil Shriner "Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another, 'What?! You too! Thought I was the only one.'" (Clive Staples Lewis) Travel and Tourism After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
-- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
- John D. Rockefeller Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch Travel and Tourism
Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute
for life.
-- Andrew Brown There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
-- Robert Frost "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) Travel and Tourism "I put on an act sometimes, and people think I'm insensitive. Really, it's like a kind of armor because I'm too sensitive. If there are two hundred people in a room and one of them doesn't like me, I' When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
-- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism
"Have love for your friend up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your enemy some day; and hate your enemy up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your friend some day." (Ali bin An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
-- Sacha Guitry Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
- H. G. Wells Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
-- Anonymous The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool.
-- Voltaire Travel and Tourism Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock "Life is a great surprise. I don't see why death should not be an even greater one." (Vladimir Nabokov) The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage. Travel and Tourism
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
-- Aaron Machado The west wasn't won on salad.
-- ND Beef Council, billboard advertisement, 1990 Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." (Douglas Adams) Travel and Tourism "Crime like death is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims." (Charles Dickens, 1812-70, Oliver Twist) Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
-- Chinese Proverb Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George Bernard Shaw Travel and Tourism
None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really
lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it.
-- Herman Melville Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
-- Indian proverb A man has to live with himself, and he should see to it that he always has good company.
-- Charles Evans Hughes The coziness between church and state is good for the state and bad for the church.
-- G. K. Chesterton Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.
-- General Douglas MacArthur Travel and Tourism I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can
write better.
- A. J. Liebling No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
- William Jennings Bryan The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live Travel and Tourism
It is not because it is difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are
difficult.
-- Lucius Anneaus Seneca "Everything in my life has been determined by mistakes." (Gene Wilder) Joy is but the sign that creative emotion is fulfilling its purpose.
-- Charles Du Bos I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.
-- William Yeats Travel and Tourism Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy He didn't say that. He was reading what was given to him in a speech.
-- Richard Darman, director of OMB, explaining why President Bush wasn't following up on his
campaign pledge that there would be University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
- Henry Kissinger Travel and Tourism
Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.
-- Bernard Baruch "Today was good. / Today was fun. / Tomorrow is another one." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
-- Robert L. Stevenson It is not because it is difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are
difficult.
-- Lucius Anneaus Seneca Travel and Tourism For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
-- Virginia Woolf "Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown!
Lawrence: We can't all be lion tamers." (Thomas Edward Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
-- Louise Hay Travel and Tourism
I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a
woman.
-- Virginia Woolf University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
- Henry Kissinger "If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to
know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
- Clarence Darrow, Travel and Tourism "A man who flies from his fear may find he has only taken a shortcut to meet it." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! Travel and Tourism
Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken "Death solves all problems--no man, no problem." (Josef Stalin) Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Travel and Tourism In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to Liberty.
-- Thomas Jefferson A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
-- Oscar Wilde A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.
-- James Lowell Travel and Tourism
