The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
-- Mother Teresa Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
- Jean-Paul Sartre Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. "So little done, so much to do." (Cecil Rhodes) Travel and Tourism When one find's oneself in a hole of one's own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of
the workmanship.
-- John Renmerde "I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't
take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates...
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism
The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect.
-- Dr. Ian G. Macdonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek , Nov.18th 1963. A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb Travel and Tourism I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
- Thomas Jefferson "Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours." (Dale The absolute yearning of one human body for another particular body and its indifference to
substitutes is one of life's major mysteries.
-- Iris Murdoch Travel and Tourism
Marriage is a rest period between romances. We didn't send you to Washington to make intelligent decisions. We sent you to represent us.
-- Kent York, Baptist minister to US Rep. Bill Sarpalius What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield "It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world." (John Steinbeck Travel and Tourism
your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears. "Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." (Aldous Huxley) "It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world." (John Steinbeck "Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil) Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
-- Clare Boothe Luce Travel and Tourism To be able to say how much love, is love but little.
-- Petrarch A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.
-- James Lowell Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi Travel and Tourism
The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders.
-- P. J. O'Rourke There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power
so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to
know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
- Clarence Darrow, Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork
picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.
-- Tom Stoppard Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.
-- André Maurois Travel and Tourism
There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries Repentance is not so much remorse for what we have done as the fear of the consequences.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld, Maxims, 1665 Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.
-- Harriet Beecher Stowe Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Travel and Tourism "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) "I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world." (Blaise Pascal) Travel and Tourism
I date this girl for two years--and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name."
-- Mike Binder We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person
perfectly.
-- Anonymous Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper.
-- Unknown history student "Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at." (John Berger) "Man looks in the abyss, there's nothing staring back at him. At that moment, man finds his character. And that is what keeps him out of the abyss." (Hal Holbrook, Wallstreet) Travel and Tourism Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at.
-- Lyn Karol I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I
believed in liberals...
-- G. K. Chesterton Travel and Tourism
I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived "I'll tell you something: Luxury disgusts me." (Giorgio Armani) The only thing you will ever be able to say in the so-called 'social' sciences is: "some do, some
don't."
-- Ernest Rutherford "Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
impress the neighbors as being very much.
-- Zora Neale Hurston Travel and Tourism There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
-- Benjamin Disraeli "Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot." (Ani Difranco) "Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience." (George Bernard Shaw) Travel and Tourism
It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated.
-- Alec Bourne, A Doctor's Creed Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.
-- George Bernard Shaw Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt "When you resort to attacking the messenger and not the message, you have lost the debate." (Addison Whithecomb) "Our lives are repetitious shams--every single day a simulacrum of the previous day. So for Man, he is out to pepper his daily activities with different things--he's fighting against boredom." (Matth Travel and Tourism If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry When making public policy decisions about new technologies for the Government, I think one
should ask oneself which technologies would best strengthen the hand of a police state. Then, do
not allow "I heard the old, old, men say 'all that's beautiful drifts away, like the waters.'" (William Butler Yeats) Travel and Tourism
"A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) "College: two hundred people reading same book. An obvious mistake. Two hundred people can read two hundred books." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan "Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." (Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance) "Drugs have done a lot of good. A lot of good songs have been written. 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. 'Dark Side of the Moon?' 100 dead kids. At least that many were conceived by people listening Travel and Tourism When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) Travel and Tourism
Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
- Niels Bohr He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 Travel and Tourism "Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) "The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show Travel and Tourism
