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-- Arturo Toscanini, to his orchestra How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it.
-- Alexandre Dumas fils The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
-- Shirley MacLaine Maps and Views
The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
-- George Bernard Shaw "I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The
rest is trust.
-- Nanette Newman, British actress Maps and Views "You can get help from teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone in a room." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, On becoming a writer, NY Times 21 "In times of change learners inherit the earth; while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists." (Eric Hoffer) I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane Maps and Views
Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted.
-- Albert Einstein You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
-- Abraham Lincoln "The overman ... Who has organized the chaos of his passions, given style to his character, and become creative. Aware of life's terrors, he affirms life without resentment." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietz There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called
marriage.
-- James Holt McGavran Maps and Views I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't
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-- Shelley Winters Maps and Views
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde Joy is but the sign that creative emotion is fulfilling its purpose.
-- Charles Du Bos I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the
calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
-- Mark Twain "Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at." (John Berger) A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb Maps and Views "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
-- Lord Dewar Men have become the tools of their tools.
- Henry David Thoreau ( Maps and Views
No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
- William Jennings Bryan With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
-- Abraham Lincoln A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
-- Kin Hubbard If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
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-- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987 Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes
unpunished.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
- Cicero Maps and Views
Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age.
-- Meat Loaf, from the song "Wasted Youth" on the album Bat Out of Hell II A witty saying proves nothing.
- Voltaire "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) You can always amend a big plan, but you can never expand a little one. I don't believe in little
plans. I believe in plans big enough to meet a situation which we can't possibly foresee now.
-- Ha Maps and Views Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd "Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck." (George Sanders, suicide note) "If you want to make enemies, try to change something." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) Maps and Views
"No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave." (Calvin Coolidge) "For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) "To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) No wonder nobody comes here--it's too crowded.
-- Yogi Berra Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
-- Semisonic, Closing Time Maps and Views "Ah! Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong." (Oscar Wilde) Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame.
-- G. K. Chesterton Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. Maps and Views
Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
had any experience with them.
-- H. L. Mencken Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
- the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life Health food makes me sick.
-- Calvin Trillin "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The
rest is trust.
-- Nanette Newman, British actress Maps and Views "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. "I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." (Galileo Galilei) Maps and Views
"Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
-- George Santayana He who hesitates is a damned fool.
- Mae West Maps and Views Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
-- George Saunders - last words Maps and Views
If the government wants people to respect the law, it should set a better example.
-- Anon. Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.
-- Anonymous My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
-- Christopher Morley He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
-- J. Heller Maps and Views He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately
becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in
those tiny toil "Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear." (G. Gordon Liddy) Maps and Views
I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
-- Barbara Bush, first lady, 1989 Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
-- Anne Morrow Lindbergh Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that
can be shot when it breaks down.
-- Russell Baker The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders.
-- P. J. O'Rourke In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes.
-- Elizabeth Ashley Maps and Views "For better or for worse, our company (The News Corporation Ltd.) is a reflection of my thinking, my character, my values." (Keith Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, 1931-) "Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning
there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have
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