That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar--a practice which is still continued.
-- Helen Rowland "True friends, like diamonds, are precious and rare. False friends, like autumn leaves, are found everywhere." (Anonymous) I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it, and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck to
me is something else; hard work and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't.
-- Lucille Ball Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
-- Hermione Gingold Travel and Tourism Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx The better part of valor is discretion.
-- William Shakespeare 1564-1616 from King Henry the Fourth, Part I Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
-- William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth Travel and Tourism
I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to
run his, either.
-- Anonymous The mathematician lives long and lives young; the wings of his soul do not early drop off, nor do
its pores become clogged with the earthy particles blown from the dusty highways of vulgar life.
-- You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
-- American Proverb Travel and Tourism "Hold the fort! I am coming!" (General William Tecumseh Sherman) "Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and just be my friend." (Albert Camus) "The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Travel and Tourism
The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
-- Anonymous There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at
heart, you can't take part. And you've got to put your body upon the gears and upon the wheels,
upon the lev Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
-- Josh Billings Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K. Dick Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible.
-- Mao Tse-tung The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
-- Robert Benchley "Marriage excuses no one the freak's roll-call." (Joe Orton, What the Butler Saw) Travel and Tourism
If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
-- Anonymous The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
-- Paul Valery "Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad." (Anonymous) "One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx Travel and Tourism Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
-- Michael Levine, Lessons at the Halfway Point "Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details." (Andy Warhol, America, 1985) We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
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comfort us along Travel and Tourism
"There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on
a date.
-- Caroline Rhea The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
-- Robertson Davies Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous "Education must have an end in view, for it is not an end in itself." (Sybil Marshall) Travel and Tourism We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask
is a chance."
-- Anon. The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not
"Eureka!", but "That's funny..."
-- Isaac Asimov Travel and Tourism
"Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise." (Alice Walker) Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." If a thing is worth doing at all, it is worth doing badly.
-- Gustav Holst, on amateur music-making blah "You shall find out how salt is the taste of another man's bread, and how hard is the way up and down another man's stairs." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Travel and Tourism If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
-- Dale Carnegie Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
-- George Burns "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) Travel and Tourism
Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante "It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard." (Dorothy Parker, 1893-1967, US writer) Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-- George Bernard Shaw I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
-- Edward Chilton Travel and Tourism I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
-- Albert Einstein It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
-- Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they
are not here to worship what is known, but to question it.
-- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man Travel and Tourism
After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
-- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm "Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." (Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance) "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g Travel and Tourism I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
-- Aaron Levenstein When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
-- Nigerian Proverb Travel and Tourism
Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
-- John Brown - last words A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What
do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came
back with ano To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation.
-- Latin Proverb If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti Travel and Tourism There are only two things a child will share willingly communicable diseases and his mother's
age.
-- Modern Maturity "See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner Travel and Tourism
Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.
-- Gandhi Spinster: A bachelor's wife. Elegance of language may not be in the power of all of us; but simplicity and straight forwardness
are. Write much as you would speak; speak as you think. If with your inferior, speak no coarser
tha I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Travel and Tourism America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
-- Bobcat Goldthwait This isn't right, this isn't even wrong.
- Wolfgang Pauli (1900-1958), upon reading a young physicist's paper "When you resort to attacking the messenger and not the message, you have lost the debate." (Addison Whithecomb) Travel and Tourism
Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.
-- George Santayana The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.
-- Elting E. Morison There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you
yourself have altered.
-- Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
-- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada Travel and Tourism "Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle "The overman ... Who has organized the chaos of his passions, given style to his character, and become creative. Aware of life's terrors, he affirms life without resentment." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietz Travel and Tourism
