The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and
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-- Anonymous "The perception of beauty is a moral test." (Henry David Thoreau) Travel and Tourism
"I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on
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-- Montesquieu Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
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-- Rita Rudner Travel and Tourism Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf Celestial navigation is based on the premise that the Earth is the center of the universe. The
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Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company.
Andre Gide I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber To take what there "is", and use it, without waiting forever in vain for the preconceived - to dig
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-- Albert Einstein Travel and Tourism
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
-- Lily Tomlin Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of
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Experience teaches only the teachable.
-- Aldous Huxley Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.
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Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
-- Lord Dewar Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
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-- Scottish Proverb I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
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-- John R. Wooden, Practical Modern Basketball Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
-- George Orwell Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
-- Thomas Dewar Travel and Tourism
There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
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-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe I have read your book and much like it.
-- Moses Hadas, book reviewer Travel and Tourism "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) "Does wisdom perhaps appear on the earth as a raven which is inspired by the smell of carrion?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay.
-- Bill Stern Travel and Tourism
Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable other
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-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. The absolute yearning of one human body for another particular body and its indifference to
substitutes is one of life's major mysteries.
-- Iris Murdoch A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something
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-- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, 1937 Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine Travel and Tourism blah "Ideas are like stars, you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and, following them, you reach yo It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
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Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
-- Finley Peter Dunne In the early sixties, we were strong, we were virulent...
-- John Connally, Secretary of Treasury under Richard Nixon, in an early 70s speech, as reported
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don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that.
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-- Anonymous Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
-- Albert Einstein Travel and Tourism
Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
-- Honore de Balzac He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that.
-- John Stuart Mill Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
-- Jean Ke "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) Travel and Tourism The multitude is always in the wrong.
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Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of
the time.
-- E. B. White "I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is." (Alan Watts) "... What good are dreams if they come true?" (Frederick Exley, A Fan's Notes) An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do
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-- Henry Ford Travel and Tourism If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model.
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-- Dawn French The coziness between church and state is good for the state and bad for the church.
-- G. K. Chesterton Marry in haste, repent in leisure.
-- Tilney Travel and Tourism
What is the answer? In that case, what is the question?
-- Gertrude Stein, dying words My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him! Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.
-- Gandhi Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
- George Eliot Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor.
-- Coleridge, Samuel Taylor Travel and Tourism "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?
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