I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-- Carol Leifer Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason It's important to be open-minded, but not SO open-minded that your brains fall out.
-- Rick Radebaugh Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for
appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George bernard Shaw And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make.
-- The Beatles, The last lyric of their last song Business and Economy The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity.
-- Winston Churchill "Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same." (George Bernard Shaw) Someday is not a day of the week.
-- Anon. Business and Economy
Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead "Death solves all problems--no man, no problem." (Josef Stalin) When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't
have done.
-- Malcolm Forbes Business and Economy Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
-- Tom Robbins "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner Business and Economy
Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
enough chance to love you enough.
-- Dinah Shore An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness.
-- Margaret Atwood If you are going through hell, keep going.
- Sir Winston Churchill Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
without any wish to act.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-- Mae West Business and Economy We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your
way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition -- plowing straight ahead, come what
may If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) Business and Economy
If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us.
-- Francis Bacon Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich!
-- Chuck Jones-directed cartoon Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference
between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I
don't know and Business and Economy "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." (Albert Einstein) Men have become the tools of their tools.
- Henry David Thoreau ( If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment.
-- Voltaire Business and Economy
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does
not stop until you get into the office.
-- Robert Frost I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
-- Mark Twain I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
-- Edward H. Land "There cannot be a God because, if there were one, I would not believe that I was not He." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Business and Economy We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
- Friedrich Nietzsche When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up
something appropriate and do it.
-- E. W. Howe 2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time.
-- inside of a Pepsi cap Business and Economy
The true spirit of conversation consists in building on another man's observation, not overturning
it.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton "Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the
purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
-- Anatole France Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous "It ends not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot, The Hollow Man) Business and Economy They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
-- Mark Twain Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to
take away.
- Antoine de Saint Exupery Business and Economy
"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive?
-- Jim Scheibel, mayor, St. Paul MN Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. "Self-confidence is the first requisite for achieving great things." (Samuel Johnson) Business and Economy The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.
-- Thomas Jefferson "To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Business and Economy
Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
-- Mother Teresa To love another person is to see the face of God.
-- Lyric from Les Miserables "I have learned that to be with those I like is enough." (Walt Whitman) blah bla "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." (Albert Einstein) Business and Economy Watching the debate this afternoon it was apparent they loved term limits in the House -- as
Brutus loved Caesar.
-- Bill Moyers Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
- Rudyard Kipling I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
-- Elvis Presley Business and Economy
blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) "Nothing touches a work of art so little as words of criticism: they always result in more or less fortunate misunderstandings." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poet) The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
-- Jean-Jacques Rousseau "What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." (Gore Vidal) Business and Economy Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had
never met defeat he would never have known any great victory.
-- Orison Swett Marden Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
-- George Orwell In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken Business and Economy
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
-- Anonymous It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
-- St. Francis of Assisi Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort He who hesitates is a damned fool.
- Mae West Business and Economy The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
- Von Clausewitz Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
-- Michael Meissner "A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) Business and Economy
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One
looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our
human Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe There is nothing that can be said by mathematical symbols and relations which cannot also be
said by words. The converse, however, is false. Much that can be and is said by words cannot
successfully The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
-- G. K. Chesterton Business and Economy Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman "Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous Business and Economy
