"Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson The only reward of virtue is virtue.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely
necessary in order to keep the lines open for emergency personnel. We'll be right back after this
bre blah bl "Less is more." (Robert Browning) Travel and Tourism Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll Travel and Tourism
"Genius without education is like silver in the mine." (Benjamin Franklin) Such is life.
-- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." (Emma Lazarus) Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. Travel and Tourism "Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
-- Mark Russell Travel and Tourism
"Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) We need the iron qualities that go with true manhood. We need the positive virtues of resolution,
of courage, of indomitable will, of power to do without shrinking the rough work that must always
be The most savage controversies are about those matters as to which there is no good evidence
either way.
-- Bertrand Russell Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
-- Carl Gustav Jung The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Travel and Tourism A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
- Paul Erdos To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother--I want to marry one who makes dough like her father. Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
-- Jean de La Fontaine Travel and Tourism
I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
-- Doug MacLeod "If there is something to pardon in everything, there is also something to condemn." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Will to Power, 1888) He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're
the boss."
-- Anonymous Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T I worship the quicksand he walks in.
- Art Buchwald Travel and Tourism Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the
source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity,
ign I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
-- Anonymous If you cannot be the master of your language, you must be its slave. If you cannot examine your
thoughts, you have no choice but to think them, however silly they may be.
-- Richard Mitchell, from Travel and Tourism
The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.
-- Anonymous "I don't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." (John Cage) The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.
-- Albert Einstein It is not necessary that whilst I live I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should
live honourably.
-- Kant, Immanuel All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Travel and Tourism "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture and, if
possible, speak a few reasonable words.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe The limits of my language means the limits of my world.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein Travel and Tourism
Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.
-- Thomas Szasz "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
-- Walter Savage Landor A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
-- Christopher Morley More light!
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words Travel and Tourism "Think off-center." (George Carlin) Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
-- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying The health of the people is really the foundation upon which all their happiness and all their
powers as a State depend.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Travel and Tourism
If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p "... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw I could prove God statistically.
-- George Gallup Travel and Tourism In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
-- Henry Kissinger "One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Travel and Tourism
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
- Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943 "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
-- H. L. Mencken This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
-- Horace Walpole I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I
believed in liberals...
-- G. K. Chesterton Travel and Tourism Hey, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!
-- Dr. Strangelove An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
-- Alfred A. Knopf Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder Travel and Tourism
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Sir Winston Churchill A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." (Douglas Adams) We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
-- Anonymous Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
-- Boies Penrose, 1931 Travel and Tourism We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
-- Mother Theresa "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
impress the neighbors as being very much.
-- Zora Neale Hurston Travel and Tourism
The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
-- Shirley MacLaine A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
-- Dean Acheson I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with
typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
-- Woody Allen I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Travel and Tourism May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. He who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior.
-- Confucius Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opposers.
-- William Penn Travel and Tourism
Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
be grateful.
-- Phyllis McGinley "Whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch the rat, it is a good cat." (Deng Xiao Ping) "Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) What we anticipate seldom occurs: but what we least expect generally happens.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Travel and Tourism The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth I want to die in my sleep like my friend.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his
car.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
-- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson Travel and Tourism
