Never practice two vices at once.
-- Tallulah Bankhead The mind has exactly the same power as the hands: not merely to grasp the world, but to change
it.
-- Colin Wilson If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my
future crimes.
-- Prince "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor.
-- Joseph Addison Travel and Tourism "The overman ... Who has organized the chaos of his passions, given style to his character, and become creative. Aware of life's terrors, he affirms life without resentment." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietz It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson Travel and Tourism
If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.
-- Pope John Paul I "If you light a man a fire, he will be warm for a day; if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life." (Anonymous) Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. Creativity is piercing the mundane to find the marvelous.
-- Bill Moyers Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein Travel and Tourism Spinster: A bachelor's wife. "Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
-- Nigerian Proverb Travel and Tourism
A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
-- Martin H. Fischer "A man is only as faithful as his opportunity." (Chris Rock) "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) "The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) The church is the great lost and found department.
-- Robert Short Travel and Tourism These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder.
-- Jeff Greenfield, news analyst, describing the jury in the OJ Simpson murder trial, 1995 Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead Travel and Tourism
I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White No, that is the great fallacy; the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful." (Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms) We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crowf "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) Travel and Tourism The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
- Henry Kissinger "One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
-- John-Paul Sartre Travel and Tourism
"Education must have an end in view, for it is not an end in itself." (Sybil Marshall) "One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, It is a
thing to be acheived.
-- William Jennings Bryant "Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes." (Oscar Wilde) Travel and Tourism In the late 1600s the finest instruments originated from three rural families whose workshops
were side by side in the Italian village of Cremona. First were the Amatis, and outside their shop
hung "The purpose of Compulsory Education is to deprive the common people of their commonsense." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw Travel and Tourism
"In times of change learners inherit the earth; while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists." (Eric Hoffer) Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
-- G. K. Chesterton Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to
take away.
- Antoine de Saint Exupery Travel and Tourism I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
-- H. L. Mencken Travel and Tourism
Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
-- Mark Twain There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and
flattens the stomachs.
-- Barbara Howar There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
-- Kenneth H. Olson, President of DEC, Convention of the World Future Society, 1977 "The reward of a thing well done is having done it." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
-- Carol Burnett Travel and Tourism "Do you know that places only yield up their secrets, their most profound mysteries, to those who are just passing through?" (Salman Rushdie, The Moor's Last Sigh) In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore:
? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its
duties.
? Work We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
-- Buck Henry Travel and Tourism
"There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
-- Mark Twain The absolute yearning of one human body for another particular body and its indifference to
substitutes is one of life's major mysteries.
-- Iris Murdoch Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte Travel and Tourism A straight line is the shortest in morals as in mathematics.
-- Maria Edgeworth Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke People only see what they are prepared to see.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Travel and Tourism
Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
-- Beaumont, Francis I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
- Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943 Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-- Benjamin Franklin In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken Travel and Tourism "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
- Lucille S. Harper Work expands to fill the time available.
-- PARKINSON'S LAW Travel and Tourism
It is best to learn as we go, not go as we have learned.
-- Leslie Jeanne Sahler Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a
dozen.
-- John Steinbeck "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) "It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world." (John Steinbeck "People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne Travel and Tourism For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
pleasure, assuage what I find of pain.
-- Lyster In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The
rest is trust.
-- Nanette Newman, British actress Travel and Tourism
Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
-- Albert Einstein Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
-- Igor Stravinsky Research is the act of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
-- Plutarch "Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi "Someday there will be girls and women whose name will no longer mean the mere opposite of the male, but something in itself, something that makes one think not of any compliment and limit, but only o Travel and Tourism Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
-- G. K. Chesterton Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, It is a
thing to be acheived.
-- William Jennings Bryant Travel and Tourism
