You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
-- Christopher Morley Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 Whining is not only graceless, but can be dangerous. It can alert a brute that a victim is in the
neighborhood.
-- Maya Angelou "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Transportation It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
-- Harry Truman Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of
humor is just common sense, dancing.
-- Clive James When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree.
-- William Blake Transportation
"I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller "When once you have tasted flight you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward: for there you have been and there you will always be." (Henry Van Dyke) "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
-- James Matthew Barrie Transportation We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno "Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. Smith) Transportation
I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
-- Andre Gide "There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it.
-- David Starr Jordan My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
-- Abraham Lincoln Transportation The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
- Von Clausewitz The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
-- Paula Poundstone The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia Transportation
"The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) "The only way to have friends is to be one." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther Transportation "To err is human; to forgive, divine." (Alexander Pope) "As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard Transportation
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin "Deep down, no one really believes they have a right to live. But this death sentence generally stays tucked away, hidden beneath the difficulty of living. If that difficulty is removed from time to t Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who
can't read.
-- Frank Zappa A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.
-- Ed Howe I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha Transportation It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the
top.
-- Ed Abbey Transportation
You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
-- Robert L. Stevenson "Hold the fort! I am coming!" (General William Tecumseh Sherman) If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. Transportation "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was
60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
-- Ellen DeGeneres Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus Transportation
Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able
to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that w "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
-- Virginia Woolf Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.
-- William Temple "Courage is found in unlikely places." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) Transportation I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos "Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Transportation
If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer Life is a succession of lessons enforced by immediate reward, or, oftener, by immediate
chastisement.
-- Ernest Dimnet I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed
-- Kate Halverson Transportation Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In
this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
-- Marianne Williamson My other wife is beautiful. The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton Transportation
Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
-- George Orwell A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George Bernard Shaw Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good Transportation The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
- Von Clausewitz Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did.
-- Henry James Transportation
"Courage is found in unlikely places." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) "Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
-- Honore de Balzac A witty saying proves nothing.
- Voltaire No other success can compensate for failure in the home.
-- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he
LDS Church, April, 1964 Transportation "Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
-- John F. Kennedy the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for
all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation.
-- Peter Transportation
"Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
-- Mother Teresa Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
-- Josh Billings "The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul." (Isadora Duncan) Transportation Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
-- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
-- Abraham Lincoln The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, "Is there a meaning to music?" My
answer would be, "Yes." And "Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?" My answer
to that would be Transportation
