Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Sir Winston Churchill Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
-- Fred Allen They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in
love with him first.
-- Cesare Pavese Travel and Tourism The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
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-- Oscar Wilde The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
- Samuel Johnson Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
-- Danny Kaye Travel and Tourism
If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man
will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
-- Henry Ford "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good
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-- Oscar Wilde "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
- Henry David Thoreau Travel and Tourism Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
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-- Anita Wise Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
-- B. F. Skinner Travel and Tourism
The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
-- Richard Braunstein Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
-- George Washington "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." (George Orwell) Realism is a corruption of reality.
-- Wallace Stevens Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
-- Rose Franken Travel and Tourism Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
-- George Bernard Shaw If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart; for his purity, by
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-- James Baldwin, Nobody Knows My Name, 1961 Travel and Tourism
Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
-- Albert Einstein There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise.
-- Samuel Johnson "The depth and strength of a human character are defined by its moral reserves. People reveal themselves completely only when they are thrown out of the customary conditions of their life, for only th Travel and Tourism Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
-- Hermione Gingold The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
-- William Congreve Travel and Tourism
To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.
-- Arthur Schopenhauer To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company.
Andre Gide "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
-- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant-turned-famous-movie-producer, when told his son was getting
married "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." (Oscar Wilde) Travel and Tourism Everything that can be invented has been invented.
- Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899 There is more to life than increasing its speed.
-- Gandhi It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Travel and Tourism
I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.... This is an ex-parrot.
-- John Cleese, Monty Python, British comedy television show University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
- Henry Kissinger Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, It is a
thing to be acheived.
-- William Jennings Bryant "One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner Travel and Tourism Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
-- Abraham Lincoln Who, being loved, is poor?
-- Oscar Wilde Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them. Travel and Tourism
Only the little people pay taxes.
-- Leona Helmsley, hotel owner and prison inmate, 1989 I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
-- Elvis Presley Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for
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-- F. Emerson Andrews I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant "Things do not change, we change." (Henry David Thoreau) Travel and Tourism The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
-- B. F. Skinner "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
-- Nigerian Proverb Travel and Tourism
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"Hello Kitty is an icon that doesn't stand for a Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." (Mark Twain) The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain
terrible.
-- Jean Kerr "In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) Travel and Tourism blah "This is the hardest of all: to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) blah "There is a melancholy that stems from greatness." (Sébastien-Roch Nicolas Chamfort, 1740/41-1794) "Death solves all problems--no man, no problem." (Josef Stalin) Travel and Tourism
"Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing
changes and yet everything is completely different.
-- Aldous Huxley Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
-- H. L. Mencken Travel and Tourism To achieve the impossible, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.
-- Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy Music is the art of thinking with sounds.
-- Jules Combarieu Travel and Tourism
"Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) "Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end." (William Shakespeare) Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get.
-- John Watson, University of Canterbury "Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain Travel and Tourism "We already have the statistics for the future: the growth percentages of pollution, overpopulation, desertification. The future is already in place." (Günther Grass, Winner of the Nobel Prize for Li "I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education." (Wilson Mizner) Creativity is piercing the mundane to find the marvelous.
-- Bill Moyers Travel and Tourism
A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing
nothing.
-- George Benard Shaw "If a man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, "Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
-- Francis Bacon There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
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