"People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the
second, "For my best friend."
-- Anonymous "True friends, like diamonds, are precious and rare. False friends, like autumn leaves, are found everywhere." (Anonymous) Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
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-- Unknown author, Levitating T "The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) Travel and Tourism "I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter." (Blaise Pascal) The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and
remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't
work and the There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther Travel and Tourism
We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H.L. Mencken When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with
the powerful, not to be neutral.
-- Paulo Freire Travel and Tourism "Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error
that provoked it.
-- Alvin Toffler A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing
nothing.
-- George Benard Shaw Travel and Tourism
Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
-- Albert Einstein He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker "The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing." (John Powell) Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
enough chance to love you enough.
-- Dinah Shore "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Travel and Tourism Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
-- Anonymous In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
-- Helen Rowland "Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all." (Oscar Wilde) Travel and Tourism
There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never
were, and ask why not?
-- Robert Francis Kennedy We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we
were sure, stifling it would be an evil still.
-- John Stuart Mill "Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely
unnatural condition.
-- Robert Briffault "I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead." (Oscar Wilde) Travel and Tourism The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes
time to get a dance right, to create something memorable.
-- Fred Astaire Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Isaac Asimov Travel and Tourism
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps
the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity.
-- Helen Hayes Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson "I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) Travel and Tourism Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and
cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
-- Tom Robbins If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry "There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) Travel and Tourism
Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not
mean his maker, but himself.
-- Dean Inge The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal consistency of the women who
love me.
-- George Bernard Shaw Remember your dreams.
-- Maryanne Radmacher-Herhey Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted.
-- Anonymous If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
-- Scott Adams Travel and Tourism This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. Travel and Tourism
"Hold a true friend with both your hands." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
-- Francis Bacon Travel and Tourism Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.
-- Sydney Smith Travel and Tourism
I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
- Galileo Galilei 'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
-- ee cummings "The act of policing is, in order to punish less often, to punish more severely." (Napoleon Bonaparte) When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being
brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.
-- Cynthia H "Paper should be edible, nutritious. Inks used for printing or writing should have delicious flavors. Magazines or newspapers read at breakfast should be eaten for lunch. Instead of throwing one's mai Travel and Tourism Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love; the more they give, the more
they possess.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke Travel and Tourism
Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
-- Sacha Guitry "If a man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, Travel and Tourism There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
-- Flannery O'Connor I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W. C. Fields "An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics." (Plutarch) Travel and Tourism
"Self-confidence is the first requisite for achieving great things." (Samuel Johnson) "Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking." (H. Jackson Brown (Jr.) All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
-- Navaho saying Beneath the rule of men entirely great, / The pen is mightier than the sword.
-- Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton, Richelieu, II. ii Travel and Tourism The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted
in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism.
-- Heidi Hartmann, The Unha "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb Travel and Tourism
Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
-- Anne Morrow Lindbergh "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) Books had instant replay long before televised sports.
-- Bern Williams I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey Travel and Tourism "For better or for worse, our company (The News Corporation Ltd.) is a reflection of my thinking, my character, my values." (Keith Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, 1931-) Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon
them.
-- Anonymous Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels Travel and Tourism
