Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
entitled to a little fun first.
-- Anonymous "Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. Smith) Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
-- Abraham Lincoln Use your own best judgment at all times.
-- The entire Nordstrom's Department Stores policy manual Travel and Tourism "I had discovered that a person does not have to be this or be that or be anything, not even oneself. One is free." (Walker Percy, The Moviegoer) If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English.
-- Wilfred Sheed Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain
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My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it. A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
-- Edgar Watson Howe Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way
around the laws.
- Plato Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
-- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar Travel and Tourism Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
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- Sir Winston Churchill "The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Laywers, I suppose, were children once.
-- Charles Lamb Travel and Tourism
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing. The community stagnates without the impulse of the individual. The impulse dies away without
the sympathy of the community.
-- William James You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way.
-- Will Rogers Travel and Tourism I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy.
-- J. Curtis McKay, Wisconsin State Elections Board Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz I have read your book and much like it.
-- Moses Hadas, book reviewer Travel and Tourism
What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.
-- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995 Parents are the bones upon which children sharpen their teeth.
-- Peter Ustinov With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer May you never leave your marriage alive. Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more
experiments you make the better. What if they are a little course, and you may get your coat
soiled or torn? Travel and Tourism I am not young enough to know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
-- Helen Rowland Travel and Tourism
The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent
crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry
inspe Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The
average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted
to Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty.
-- Adair Lara "I have learned that to be with those I like is enough." (Walt Whitman) Travel and Tourism Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. Golf is a good walk spoiled.
-- Mark Twain Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle Travel and Tourism
An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
-- Alfred A. Knopf Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from
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-- Margaret Thatcher "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the
first half.
Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) Travel and Tourism "Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under." (Henry Louis Mencken) We never live; we are always in the expectation of living.
-- Voltaire "Growth in wisdom can be measured precisely by decline in bile." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Human, All Too Human) Travel and Tourism
It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
- G. B. Burgin "Conforming is only acceptable when you conform with a nonconformist." (John A. Simone Jr.) What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crow "Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.
-- George Santayana Travel and Tourism The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted
in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism.
-- Heidi Hartmann, The Unha There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin Travel and Tourism
Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
- Jean-Paul Sartre I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am.
-- Samuel Johnson Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the
gentleman.
-- Herbert Spencer "If a man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, Travel and Tourism blah "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find
out how to do it.
-- Theodore Roosevelt Travel and Tourism
I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." (Frank Zappa) A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963) "Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience." (George Bernard Shaw) blah "You shall find out how salt is the taste of another man's bread, and how hard is the way up and down another man's stairs." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Travel and Tourism Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
-- Sam Kinison It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated.
-- Alec Bourne, A Doctor's Creed Travel and Tourism
Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in
opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.
-- Sydney Smith No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
-- Anon. Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.
-- Cicero If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.
-- Beau Brummel Travel and Tourism "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way.
-- Will Rogers Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism
I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in
opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.
-- Sydney Smith This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright "True friends, like diamonds, are precious and rare. False friends, like autumn leaves, are found everywhere." (Anonymous) Travel and Tourism Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
moment.
-- Robert Benchley Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley Travel and Tourism
