"I am convinced that it is not the fear of death, of our lives ending that haunts our sleep so much as the fear ... that as far as the world is concerned, we might as well never have lived." (Rabbi H Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one
thing.
-- Abraham Lincoln Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass.
-- French Proverb Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
-- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle "Pleasant words are a honeycomb, Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." (Bible, Proverbs 16:24) Karpathos Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
-- Samuel Johnson Every child is born a genius.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous Karpathos
Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.
-- Benjamin Franklin I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard "It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) "It seems to me that almost all our sadnesses are moments of tension, which we feel as paralysis because we no longer hear our astonished emotions living." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poe If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?
-- Calvin Trillin Karpathos Silence is argument carried out by other means.
-- Ernesto "Che" Guevara "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) Karpathos
A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. Every day sends to their
graves obscure men whom timidity prevented from making a first effort.
-- Sydney Smith Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. Research is the act of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
-- Plutarch "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. Karpathos Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft...and the only one that can be mass
produced with unskilled labor.
-- Wernher von Braun "Ninety percent of my salary I spent on booze and women ... and the other ten percent I wasted." (Tug McGraw, Major League Baseball pitcher) Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge.
-- John Wesley Karpathos
cannot imagine any condition which would cause this ship to founder. Modern shipbuilding has
gone beyond that.
-- E. I. Smith, Captain of the Titanic In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
-- Helen Rowland He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
-- Bertolt Brecht It is never too late to be what you might have been.
-- George Eliot In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
simply one of those things which happen from time to time.
-- Edward P. Tryon Karpathos Nothing is beneath you if it is in the direction of your life.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson It's no credit to anyone to work to hard.
-- Ed Howe Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels Karpathos
My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
bed with her.
-- Lenny Bruce "No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
-- Francis Bacon Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed Karpathos He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're
the boss."
-- Anonymous The better part of one's life consists of his friendships.
-- Abraham Lincoln "It seems to me that almost all our sadnesses are moments of tension, which we feel as paralysis because we no longer hear our astonished emotions living." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poe Karpathos
I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber "The depth and strength of a human character are defined by its moral reserves. People reveal themselves completely only when they are thrown out of the customary conditions of their life, for only th The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-- Albert Einstein We are the echo of the future.
-- W. S. Merwin The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
-- Margo Kaufman Karpathos "Beauty awakens the soul to act." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley Karpathos
Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around If a thing is worth doing at all, it is worth doing badly.
-- Gustav Holst, on amateur music-making If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
-- Jenny Weber It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
-- Jane Austen Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan Karpathos Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
-- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
-- Voltaire I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White Karpathos
A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take
what I have to give.
-- Cass Daley "This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one." (Arthur C. Clarke) blah "There is a melancholy that stems from greatness." (Sébastien-Roch Nicolas Chamfort, 1740/41-1794) Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with
it.
-- Colin Powell Karpathos "You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question." (Albert Camus, The Fall) "The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) Who, being loved, is poor?
-- Oscar Wilde Karpathos
Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
-- Anon. Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
--Don Galer Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
-- Virginia Woolf More than kisses, letters mingle souls.
-- John Donne Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte Karpathos I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen "The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none." (Thomas Carlyle, 1795-1881) "How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Karpathos
Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.
-- Thomas Szasz Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell "All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
-- Quentin Crisp Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing.
-- Georges Danton, to his executioner Karpathos "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar Genius has somewhat of the infantine; But of the childish not a touch or taint.
-- Robert Browning Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
-- Virginia Woolf Karpathos
blah "Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the form of kings to govern him? If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry ...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words "Paper should be edible, nutritious. Inks used for printing or writing should have delicious flavors. Magazines or newspapers read at breakfast should be eaten for lunch. Instead of throwing one's mai As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein Karpathos Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
-- T. S. Eliot A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing
nothing.
-- George Benard Shaw Karpathos