Kos On Line - The Hippocrates web server is located in Kos town. Offers ISP and general Internet services.
Club Upstairs - News, events and information about this club located in Kos' "Bar Street". Includes information about the club's own boat and tours.
Go2Kos - Lists bars for sale and job openings in the restaurants and bars.
"The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell "What is tolerance? -- it is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly -- that is the first law of nature." (Francois Marie Ar One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
-- Virginia Woolf The Church is an organism that grows best in an alien society.
-- C. Stacey Woods Business and Economy The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement.
-- Cousin Woodman Business and Economy
It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this
is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton "Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. Business and Economy For I am a bear of very little brain and long words bother me.
-- Winnie the Pooh, character from author A. A. Milne There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and
flattens the stomachs.
-- Barbara Howar Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Business and Economy
Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately
becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in
those tiny toil He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
-- Bertolt Brecht Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. In the end, everything is a gag.
- Charlie Chaplin If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton Business and Economy "I feel I have to protect myself against things. So I'm pretty careful to lose most of them." (George Orson Welles) "There is nothing more fearful than ignorance in action." (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1749-1832, Criticisms, Reflections and Maxims) A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead Business and Economy
blah "The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war.
-- Pentagon official, on why US military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War Business and Economy Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with
it.
-- Colin Powell No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac "Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." (Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton) Business and Economy
I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.
-- George Crane "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being
gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle.
-- Molly Ivins "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) Business and Economy "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) "Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love,
but no friendship.
-- Oscar Wilde Business and Economy
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage,
he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
-- Helen Roland Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
-- Lauren Bacall A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.
-- Albert Camus When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
- Sir Winston Churchill Business and Economy You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
-- W.S. Gilbert Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken Business and Economy
"A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men." (Saadi) "I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
-- Carl Sandburg The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.
-- George Santayana Business and Economy It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
-- Robert Frost I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John Business and Economy
Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
-- Anonymous Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. What we anticipate seldom occurs: but what we least expect generally happens.
-- Benjamin Disraeli "Life is a great surprise. I don't see why death should not be an even greater one." (Vladimir Nabokov) The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the
betterment of life.
-- Henry Ford Business and Economy Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
-- Thomas Dewar A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
-- George Bernard Shaw Business and Economy
It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal "If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way." (Mark Twain) I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
-- Nathan Hale Hey, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!
-- Dr. Strangelove When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender Business and Economy The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and
ethical infants.
-- General Omar Bradley In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that
no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
-- Paul Dirac Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
have her own way.
-- Anonymous Business and Economy
What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't
certain we knew better.
-- George Bird Evans Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The
average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted
to We can say 'Peace on Earth,' we can sing about it, preach about it or pray about it, but if we have
not internalized the mythology to make it happen inside us, then it will not be.
-- Betty Shabazz "Love is always a stranger in the house of avarice." (Andreas Capellanus) Business and Economy The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the
uneatable.
-- Oscar Wilde "When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one." (Helen Rowland) I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
- Cicero Business and Economy
If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?
-- Calvin Trillin "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
-- Voltaire Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.
-- George Bernard Shaw "I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it." (Ashleigh Brilliant) Business and Economy "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) "I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money." (George To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde Business and Economy
